Force Majeure
@apextalons
All Wishes
Custom “Two Photo” Design Mug
Drink me in: Before ordering, DM me on OF with your choice of two chosen photos (of me, obviously). UK & Europe only. (Postage surcharge to Europe may apply).
$46.70
Glass of Champagne
Probably Laurent Perrier. I don’t drink the cheap stuff.
$43.73
Phone bill
I simply cannot do without interesting conversation.
$72.88
Hair Appointment
If you think my hair looks this glamorous by accident, you're gravely mistaken.
$182.20
$83.08
Dinner
I have the simplest tastes, in that I am always satisfied by the best.
$102.03
Lifestyle Choice
Your desire to fund my lifestyle choices.
$145.76
Grind
Grind that balance for me.
$10.20
Mortgage
The bank manager will be pleased.
$364.40
Coffee
Oatmilk cappuccinos don't grow on trees.
$21.86
Gym membership
To maintain peak physical conditioning, one must put in the work.
$36.44
Nails
Because every apex predator needs claws.
$55.39
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