Phil Farty

Give your master a little treat~

I will fart in a jar, record me doing it and send it out to you~

I will buy a pair of underwear, wear it for a day, rip ass in it and ship it out to you as is~

You give me some lines you want me to say, I will rip at least three farts for you and say the lines of your choice. Posting & tagging optional

I will buy a meal of your choice, eat it, record a fart afterwards, say your name and record a command + I will post it on my twitter page (tagging you optional)

I will buy a meal of your choice and record a fart from the aftershocks to send to you~ I will also say your name and give you a command (i.e. "Sniff it")

You just love my content and wish to support me~