"I'm usually a good gal and cook at home, but it's nice to take myself out for a nice lunch with my book from time to time."

"Some nights we just need a night off from cooking and clean up...thanks for providing one of those wonderful opportunities to relax and unwind with yummy supper and no dishes."

"Help me make my massages even BETTER...and easier on my body"

"Help me buy lumber and other supplies for my current or next home improvement project. Currently renovating my kitchen and soon will be building backyard planter beds."

"So many exciting and satisfying things I can’t wait to do when I get my hands on this tool! There will be video evidence…"

"Sometimes I just need a good unwind with professional hands. Thank you for a blissful de-stressing session."

"Hanging out with me just gets better and better. Prewarmed massage oil? Hell, yeah!"

"Sponsor my lovely tips this month? I'll let you choose the colour!"

"Help me stay secure...unless you have my secret code..."

"Help stay safe and secure. Like Rapunzel, except I can leave anytime I want!"