tip me… 

if you’re gonna buy part of a set - buy the whole set. otherwise what are you even doooooing?

dress me… 

art supplies! and anything else that involves making stuff. also furniture apparently, because i guess i need that?

paint me… 

books, music, legos.... ya know, enriching adult stuff!

entertain me… books & music. you come up with a better name

 fuck me 🥵... 

impress me… for my gamebois


you know the rules $100+ and you get pics and maybe even a thank you video. spend a lot more, and i’ll give you extra treats for being such a good boy. 


just fyi - these will take a longer than 2-days to get to me as they’re sent to a delivery service.

prime me… as in here’s my amazon wishlist 

i've had a long day... i need a fancy bath. and a massage. and a steak dinner.

pamper me…

Hobonichi Techo 2025 English Original Book (January Start) A6 Size / Daily / Jan start / Mon start - Techo Lineup - Hobonichi Techo 2025

Pink Ahegao Bodysuit - Ahegao Collage

Emma Pump In Black Leather | 5.0 / Black

Leisure Shorts - Basket Plaid | XS

Leisure Pants - Rainbow Stripes | XS

i love surprises! but i hate the color pink (for the most part). 

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