Moss the Boss

@bossmoss

Hey. I'm Moss. That's short for Alphonse Moss, or Al Moss... but it's Moss the Boss to you, human! I've spent over 5 years training a person, Korin, to give me popcorn. She's terrible at it! She keeps saying things like, "you can't live solely off popcorn!" What does she know? Whatever. I'll pinch her later. Apparently, when you're the boss, you get big and need larger digs. So here are some things my human says would help give me a larger, more proper queendom. I hear it's gonna be like, standing up, really tall, with a door, which will max out its stats, so that I'll have oodles of climbing and burrowing space! That's what I heard! Anyway, my person says these are some things they could really use to help make a new setup worthy of me. It takes a lot of work to be this cool, you know. Crabbin' ain't easy. Or, uh. You could send little treats my way. Like popcorn, for instance. You can get me popcorn... =3 ♥ POPCORN FOREVER ♥