
Collectonian
@collectonian
I’m a foul-mouthed, spicy-brained variety streamer, web developer, and fiction writer who plays it all, from chill to chaotic. My “brain-to-mouth filter” is busted, so expect degenerate jokes along with the most ridiculously bad accents, random tangents, and sometimes real talk about the trials and tribulations of being an adult. And yeah, I'mma remind you to take your meds, eat, drink, and stretch. My spaces are very much for adults, as in 18+ only. We get spicy a lot. Banter and flirting are welcome, with consent, but also remember kindness, boundaries, and empathy come first.
Over $100
Kind of ridiculously expensive stuff, usually that y'all insisted I add LOL
Niceday Under Desk Elliptical - 3611KD-Magnetic Pro
Help me get more exercise and movement during my work days sitting at my desk!
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MARCATO Made in Italy Atlas 150 Classic Manual Pasta Maker Machine
Have always wanted to try making my own pasta, but a pasta maker would be a requisite!
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KitchenAid 5 Qt Stand Mixer Beetroot
Comes with all kinds of lovely attachments!!! Replace my circa 80s Kitchenaid with a shiny new one (the old one will be passed down to DH!)
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Wahl ProfessionaCordless Clipper Kit, Purple (8786-1001) - Purple
To help with trimming out Chloe's wispy fur, the sanitary bits for both kitties, and Kumo's paw pads.
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