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Collectonian

@collectonian

I’m a foul-mouthed, spicy-brained variety streamer, web developer, and fiction writer who plays it all, from chill to chaotic. My “brain-to-mouth filter” is busted, so expect degenerate jokes along with the most ridiculously bad accents, random tangents, and sometimes real talk about the trials and tribulations of being an adult. And yeah, I'mma remind you to take your meds, eat, drink, and stretch. My spaces are very much for adults, as in 18+ only. We get spicy a lot. Banter and flirting are welcome, with consent, but also remember kindness, boundaries, and empathy come first.

Wishlist

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Hobbies

Hobbies

Under $30

Less expensive goodies for the budget concious

Masters Brush Cleaner & Preserver

To help with cleaning my brushes

$16.63
RAPICCA Animal Handling Gloves

RAPICCA Animal Handling Gloves

To help with bathing Chloe, as bath time turns her from sweet loving baby to demon

$24.13
Alfred's Self-Teaching Adult Piano Course

Alfred's Self-Teaching Adult Piano Course

To help me continue with my piano learning

$15.50
Pop! Jem

Pop! Jem

OMG JEM FUNKOS! And I don't even normally like Funkos, but yes, all of them!

$13.95
Pop! Shana Elmsford

Pop! Shana Elmsford

OMG JEM FUNKOS! And I don't even normally like Funkos, but yes, all of them!

$13.95
Pop! Aja Leith

Pop! Aja Leith

OMG JEM FUNKOS! And I don't even normally like Funkos, but yes, all of them!

$13.95
Pop! Synergy

Pop! Synergy

OMG JEM FUNKO POPS!!!!

$13.95
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Hello Kitty Cozy Plush Loungewear Slides

Hello Kitty Cozy Plush Loungewear Slides

I could use some house slippers!

$24.00
0% Fees
Crowdfunding
Pyrex Deep 9x13-Inch Glass Baking Dish with Lid

Pyrex Deep 9x13-Inch Glass Baking Dish with Lid

A new pyrex dish for deep casseroles and lasagna

0% funded