"I like to sleep in luxury, and can never get enough quality bedding!"

a.co

"When it gets chilly, it's never a bad thing to have a blanket to cuddle up in!"

"Same story as the big fan. I love these!"

"You know I don't like air conditioning. But I love fans, and I love vintage! This is perfect!"

"Love to wield a chef's knife almost as much as I love to wield a strap-on! Just call Me Chef Rachel!"

"The better to SEE you with, My fuckslut, when you display yourself on Skype for Me!"

"Should have free shipping! Crowdfunding enabled, so chip in, fellow foodies!"

"Those who know Me well know how important beauty rest is to Me! I eventually want four of these."

"Thank you!"

wayfair.com

"Please only get these if you're going to get the inserts, too. These are just the cases."

"Reclining, of course. ;) Please only get these if you're going to get the pillow inserts, too. "

"For ergonomic . . . sleeping, of course! ;)"

"I like to sleep ergonomically. ;) Oh--and I need two of these!"

"I need these for My health and wellness, of course! "

"I have high ceilings & tall cabinets! My ass looks great when I stretch on My tippy toes, but still!"

"My dentist wants Me to switch to an electric toothbrush, and I'm into sustainable everything."

"Be sure to add on sales tax to the listed price. Thanks, pets!"

"I love old houses, but they're leaky & hard to heat. This will keep Me toasty warm, even naked. ;)"

"Doesn't Mistress deserve to breathe the purest of air? "

"I love to diffuse it before bed. Helps Me relax!"

"More zero waste!"

"I may be permissive with heels and purses, but I'm trying to go sustainable as much as possible!"