HungSleazyAlex

Even I think this is exorbitant, but god I'd look good in it, and you would be suitably rewarded for being such a good boy 😈

Think of the nudes I could take with this

Let me watch porn on the biggest screen there is - my bedroom wall 😈

Contribute to a special treat for me to wear on my wrist

We both know I look good - help me look even better 🥰🤑

Be a good boy and make my porn-watching experience truly cinematic 😈🤑

Curls this good don't come easy, and I deserve the nicest of toys.

Treat me to a pair of phallic champagne flutes, so I can toast my c0ck in style 😈 🥂 🍆

I like a good soundtrack when I'm fucking, and you want to buy me the speaker that soundtrack deserves

Pay for me to take someone on a date whilst you sit at home and send 😈

Elevate my goony hook-ups with this extremely fuckable toy for two

Fund a month's gym membership, and my ongoing himbofication 💪🏼

Be a real good boy, and pay off my car for the month for me 🤑

Help me proudly show the world just how much I love porn, by wearing it every day 🥴

Even mindless gooners know it's important to protect their hearing

Sometimes I like to record myself fucking, and you should help with that.

Buy me my future cumrag, and watch it get filthier and filthier 💦 💦 💦

Your initial entry fee to the exclusive club of f4gs proudly owned by my perfect c0ck - pay up, bitch.

Honestly I won't even lie they're just really nice pencils, and I want you to buy me one.

Be a good boy, hit those poppers, and send 🤑 🤑 🤑

Make it even easier for me to hold my phone during my bate 😈