Lady Silkthorne

Send me flowers... because you can't send me a puppy everyday.

Neglect is a perilous path; invest in my pedicure or risk the consequence of indifference.

Indulge my palate with culinary delight from afar, your generous takeaway will be the highlight of my evening.

Pay my phone bill and keep the lines open.

A useless small contribution for my most useless of slaves.

In the ledger of servitude, who shall bear the burden of my rent, ensuring the comfort of the one they serve?

Might I be so fortunate as to receive the velvety embrace of chocolate?

A useless small contribution for my most useless of slaves.

A useless small contribution for my most useless of slaves.

In the language of compassion, actions resonate louder than words - show your care by helping with my car finance.