"For my art book library 🥰"

"This book is really hard to come by but this is one of my favorite artists!"

"I’ll try not to get robbed by an urchin"

"For those nights at the Prancing Pony"

"Just look at it. It’s majestically stupid."

"Pew pew pew"

"These never should’ve gone out of style."

"Growing veggies and fruits is awesome but I am a goddamn n00b"

"To call for aid (and deeply about my neighbors)"

"THE CROCS OF A KILLER"

"So I can print my own little lantern and pretend I’m good at a Souls game"

"I promise this is not for poisoning my enemies and overthrowing the state through herbalist means"

"Don’t judge me I love pretending one day I’ll use any of my bushcraft skills"