Arcane Tinmen Dragon Shield Sleeves – Matte Dual: Crypt 100 CT - MTG Card are Smooth & Tough Compatible with Pokemon, Magic The Gathering Sleeves, Flesh Blood, and Digimon, Grey (AT-15052)
"Bree says if you buy this for me, she'll name the next baby after you."
Magic: The Gathering The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Deck - Veloci-ramp-tor (100-Card Deck, 2-Card Collector Booster Sample Pack + Accessories)
"Bree said that BShar would love us forever if we got this."
Magic: The Gathering Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Commander Deck – Undead Unleashed (Blue-Black)
"Bree says she needs this for Leo. Seriously."
Magic The Gathering Innistrad: Crimson Vow Commander Deck – Vampiric Bloodline (Black-Red) - Retail Packaging
"Bree told me to get this. From you."
HP OfficeJet Pro 9015e Wireless Color All-in-One Printer with bonus 6 months Instant ink with HP+ (1G5L3A),Gray - New
"Our current printer is older than Rory"
LG BP350 Blu-ray Player with Streaming Services and Built-in Wi-Fi, Black
"Our old Blu Ray is the same age as Greyson "
Quest Nutrition Protein Cookie Assorted Variety Pack - High Protein, Low Carb - 5 Flavors (10 Count)
"These are good for getting fit."
adidas Unisex-Adult MLS Training Soccer Ball - 5 - WHITE,BLUE,RED
"Greyson wants to play soccer"
Rawlings | Official League Recreational Use Practice Baseballs | Youth | Bag of 12 | OLB3BAG12 | 12 Count - Baseballs
"Rory wants to play baseball in the spring."
WILSON NFL Super Grip Composite Football - Junior - Brown
"Rory has decided he wants to play flag football."
Marvel Masterpieces (featuring Dan dos Santos) Hobby Box (Upper Deck 2023)
"I can't afford to partake in the past time of my youth anymore."
Tupelo Honey | Winter Park Honey (Pure Raw Unblended)
"Honey. That's it."
Mae Ploy Sweet Chili Sauce Bottle, 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)
"I'm told this is good with lumpia"
Dot's Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Twists - Variety Pack - Original, Honey Mustard, Southwest - 4, 16oz Bags
"Nom nom nom"
Elgato 4K60 Pro MK.2, Internal Capture Card, Stream and Record 4K60 HDR10 with ultra-low latency on PS5, PS4 Pro, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One X, in OBS, Twitch, YouTube, for PC - Capture Card - 4K60 Pro MK.2
"Queeb says I should get this."
G.SKILL Trident Z Neo Series (Intel XMP) DDR4 RAM 32GB (2x16GB) 3600MT/s CL18-22-22-42 1.35V Desktop Computer Memory UDIMM (F4-3600C18D-32GTZN)
"This is the next thing that's going to shit out on my streaming rig."
Magewell Pro Capture HDMI 4K Plus LT (Loop Through) Video Capture Card
"My current Magewell is awesome, but is also almost six years old. This is a monster fidelity upgrade."
Fern Storage Cabinet
"Reminder to self: find a way to afford your liquor cabinet. "
"The only time I get this is when chat buys it for me. Spensive, but weirdly good."
Magic: The Gathering Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur’s Gate Draft Booster Box | 24 Packs (480 Magic Cards)
"Sure, this won't launch a crippling addiction for my sons who inherited my addictive personality."
T-fal Deep Fryer with Basket, Stainless Steel, Easy to Clean Deep Fryer, Oil Filtration, 2.6-Pound, Silver, Model FR8000 - Clean oil filtration system Fryer + Container, 4 Quart
"Don't tell Amber. Like for real. She'll take the kids."
Swag Lamp, Stained Glass, Mini Swag, Vintage, Stained Glass Lamp, Colorful, Hanging Lamp, Sun Catching Glass, Home Decor
"This is basically the lamp from LeBlanc in Persona 5 Royal. I don't know where it lives in my house, but that is a problem for Future Taffy."
LHKNL Headlamp Flashlight, 1200 Lumen Ultra-Light Bright LED Rechargeable Headlight with White Red Light,2-Pack Waterproof Motion Sensor Head Lamp,8 Modes for Outdoor Camping Running Cycling Fishing - 2 Packs
"I can't find any ghosts in this cave, but I saw the Descent..."
Oh! Ricey Instant Rice Noodle Pho Bo Soup (Beef Flavor) - 2.5oz (Case of 24) - 2.5 Ounce (Pack of 24)
"I'm rabbit-holing instant noodles instead of sleeping."