"This is not a crack house, this is a crack *home*."

Furniture, dishes, tumblers, candles, fridge magnets, whatever you fill a home with.

Home

I do not care, just buy something, will ya?!

Wish/AliExpress/Knock-Offs

Because of the uncertainty around clothing sizes on the innernette, I recommend getting shirts in XL or 2XL. I usually wear US 10 (or EU 43-44) shoes.

Clothing

Music (Vinyls and Whatever)

VTuber Dreams

Also related bibs and bobs, like folding fans, if I feel like it.

Board Games, Toys & Books

A rare delight that's perfect for social situations. Also, please think twice before getting anything from this category, I'm not an alcoholic and this stuff might hang around my fridge for months.

Alcohol

Tech

The most meaningful gifts. (Warning: These gifts usually pay for like one month's (or one instance's) worth of averages at a time.)

Utilities

Gift Cards

Snacks, Drinks & Ingredients

Experiences

Reddit

Twitter

YouTube

TikTok

Discord

The Horrors Vintage Japanese Frog T-Shirt

100 cm is all I could find, but if you have bigger, PLEASE GET IT FOR ME.

WUWUWA Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow Adult,Giant Wearable Turtle Shell Pillow,Big Turtle Shell Pillow,Turtle Pillow,Turtle Pillow Wearable Blue 39.4 inch/100 cm - 39.4in/100cm-blue

Dracula Flow Black Tee | XL

DRACULA TSANTMM TEE | XL

knock-off yeezys lmao. Also, men's size EU 43-44/US 9-10, any color works.

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