The Parodical Periodical

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Actually I prefer the vegan ones.

They're so expensive nowadays. A rare luxury for me.

If for whatever reason you'd prefer to send me money rather than by buying me an actual thing, this option is here for you.

Fish and chips at my local chippy

All-you-can-eat carvery plus unlimited soft drinks for one

Yes, I'm a traitor to my county. But to be fair, they're made in Ardwick, which isn't in modern-day Lancashire either.

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