All Wishes
$88.22
“gardening”
a month’s worth of daddi’s medicine
$131.70
massage
my back hurts from holding up the weight of my corporeal form
$219.50
Demonia Boots
new boots to get me through the wet portland weather in style!
$164.63
$152.21
internet & phone bill
a month of fueling the tech I need to be able to do my work
$109.75
pay my rent
upgrade your fan status to superhero 🖤
$1,141.40
large tattoo
I have two I want on my body as soon as possible. I need to finally finish my left arm by getting ornamental blackwork on my elbow that weaves all the way up and down my other tatts.
$878.00
small tattoo
More little tokens and eye-catching flash art on my right leg please!
$329.25
bhphotovideo.com
4K camcorder
This is your chance to fund the camera that will capture acts of inconceivable filth and hard-hitting documentary footage! This isn’t a toy camera, it’s a pro-grade investment in my business.
$2,206.73
$561.43
$126.85
libidex.com
latex corset dress
Need this for housewifey doll reasons. This classic waist-enhancing dress features a built-in corset.
$463.26
$303.33
Our Place
Always Pan 2.0 | Sage
The 10-in-1 bestselling cookware system that does it all. Deep enough to roast a chicken, shallow enough to flip an egg, the Always Pan 2.0 is the gold standard for versatility, doing the job of ten pieces of traditional cookware. Measures 10.5" and is oven safe up to 450°F.
The 10-in-1 bestselling cookware system that does it all. Deep enough to roast a chicken, shallow enough to flip an egg, the Always Pan 2.0 is the gold standard for versatility, doing the job of ten pieces of traditional cookware. Measures 10.5" and is oven safe up to 450°F.
$135.00
campsnapphoto.com
CS-8 Digital Video Camera | Default Title
$220.22
bestbuy.com
4k roku tv
$322.70
bestbuy.com
4k Blu Ray player
$322.70
criterion.com
Crash blu ray
For this icily erotic fusion of flesh and machine, David Cronenberg adapted J. G. Ballard’s future-shock novel of the 1970s into one of the most singular and provocative films of the 1990s. A traffic collision involving a disaffected commercial producer, James (James Spader), and an enigmatic doctor, Helen (Holly Hunter), brings them, along with James’s wife, Catherine (Deborah Kara Unger, in a sublimely detached performance), together in a crucible of blood and broken glass—and it’s not long before they are all initiated into a kinky, death-obsessed underworld of sadomasochistic car-crash fetishists for whom twisted metal and scar tissue are the ultimate turn-ons. Controversial from the moment it premiered at Cannes—where it won a Special Jury Prize “for originality, for daring, and for audacity”—Crash has since taken its place as a key text of late-twentieth-century cinema, a disturbingly seductive treatise on the relationships between humanity and technology, sex and violence, that is as unsettling as it is mesmerizing.
$44.12
criterion.com
Frances Ha blu-ray
Greta Gerwig is radiant as Frances, a woman in her late twenties in contemporary New York trying to sort out her ambitions, her finances, and, above all, her intimate but shifting bond with her best friend, Sophie (Mickey Sumner). Meticulously directed by Noah Baumbach with a free-and-easy vibe reminiscent of the French New Wave’s most spirited films, and written by Baumbach and Gerwig with an effortless combination of sweetness and wit, Frances Ha gets at both the frustrations and the joys of being young and unsure of where to go next. This wry and sparkling city romance is a testament to the ongoing vitality of independent American cinema.
$44.12
criterion.com
Pink Flamingos blu ray
One of my all-time faves. Long live physical media!
John Waters made bad taste perversely transcendent with the forever shocking counterculture sensation Pink Flamingos, his most infamous and daring cinematic transgression. Outré diva Divine is iconic as the wanted criminal hiding out with her family of degenerates in a trailer outside Baltimore while reveling in her tabloid notoriety as the “Filthiest Person Alive.” When a pair of sociopaths (Mink Stole and David Lochary) with a habit of kidnapping women in order to impregnate them attempt to challenge her title, Divine resolves to show them and the world the true meaning of the word “filth.” Incest, cannibalism, shrimping, and film history’s most legendary gross-out ending—Waters and his merry band of Dreamlanders leave no taboo unsmashed in this gleefully subversive ode to outsiderhood, in which camp spectacle and pitch-black satire are wielded in an all-out assault on respectability.
$44.12
editing software
lifetime subscription to davinci resolve studio, the pro-grade editing software that I’ve been using the free version of.
$323.76
$111.02
$141.90
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