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pete_bunbury

@pete_bunbury

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My own ballroom (NOT a scam at all! I swear on my own printed bibles that I'm also selling for a very reasonable price... buy seven or more bibles and get a free tote bag! Shipping may take decades but I promise your order is on the way. While you're waiting, can I interest you in a watch with my name on it? I never said the watch worked, that will be a fun surprise for you to find out. All this and more can be yours for such reasonable prices. Oh the reasonableness of these prices! Consider them tariffs on your bank account for only my benefit. Fun!)

My own ballroom (NOT a scam at all! I swear on my own printed bibles that I'm also selling for a very reasonable price... buy seven or more bibles and get a free tote bag! Shipping may take decades but I promise your order is on the way. While you're waiting, can I interest you in a watch with my name on it? I never said the watch worked, that will be a fun surprise for you to find out. All this and more can be yours for such reasonable prices. Oh the reasonableness of these prices! Consider them tariffs on your bank account for only my benefit. Fun!)

I will totally build a ballroom with your money, I swear! Why have healthcare, food, shelter, clean water, a job, Democracy, privacy, education, empathy, etc, when you can have a ballroom just for me?

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Bonsai Bai Me Experience Package — Bonsai Bai Me

Bonsai Bai Me Experience Package — Bonsai Bai Me

Bonsai Buy for Me https://www.bonsaibaime.com/store/p/medium-bonsai-experience

$126.85
Clicks for iPhone 16 - pushing buttons beyond typing

Clicks for iPhone 16 - pushing buttons beyond typing

this old man misses blackberry and a physical keyboard, the way god intended.

$154.42
HEAD Speed MP Tennis Racquet – HEAD

HEAD Speed MP Tennis Racquet – HEAD

for tennising and noodle straining and such

$303.33
The Impact Earbuds | Graphite Black

The Impact Earbuds | Graphite Black

to hear legally obtained music

$165.44
Mid-Century Bookshelf w/ Drawer (38")

Mid-Century Bookshelf w/ Drawer (38")

better than early or late century, obviously

$771.00
Spiral Library Steps

Spiral Library Steps

we (you) should buy this for me (me)

$5,202.34