This sounds like a lot of fun actually… I could end up with literally anything, and I’d probably try it at least once if someone still wanted to just add to my irl cosplay box… But you don’t see, so…

Ezcosplay Lucky Bag (Up to Value $439.99)

It's a cosplay, relevant measurements...
162.5 107 108 99
Of course, then I'd end up making the rest

49.99US $ |New Arrival Male Hoshikawa Subaru Comic Lycra Spandex Blue Megaman Star Force Cosplay Costume for Halloween No Helmet|Movie & TV costumes|   - AliExpress

Now that's a bit more respectable than cat ears, isn't it?

12.18US $ 25% OFF|Furry Fox Ear Tail Imitation Cat Ear Headband Plush Adjustable Cosplay Carnival Halloween Costume For Women Dance Party Dress| |   - AliExpress

I expect this from precisely no one as well.
...Side note, why are all Yuki's body pillows sus these days...?

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