Because big guys look AMAZING in flannel. Also it's gonna be heckin' cold soon.

Rothco Buffalo Plaid Flannel Long Sleeve Shirt – Casual Button-Down with Heavyweight 8-oz Cotton Material - 5X-Large - Green Plaid

Seriously, why are blue buffalo plaid flannel shirts so hard to find, yet look amazing on bigger guys?

Rothco Buffalo Plaid Flannel Long Sleeve Shirt – Casual Button-Down with Heavyweight 8-oz Cotton Material - 5X-Large - Blue Plaid

Keep in mind, food suggestions must be vegetarian. Clothing size is 5XL TALL to 6XL TALL, when in doubt, ask me or go bigger.