Your money isss better off in my handss, don't you think sso~? Good boyss and girlss and toyss sssupport their local ruinousss sweatmommiess.
You're a good toy, aren't you?
"You know, I thought it wasss pathetic when people ssent me $5, but sssomehow thiss wrapss all the way back around to being even worsse than them. I'm sure you don't mind hearing that, though.~ "