Sasha

You want to be my favorite? Buy my favorite car.

Spoil me beyond the basics. Show me you’re more than average.

If you want to be noticed by the princess today, send your daily hello.

Do you really think I should lift a finger for rent? Pathetic. Handle it.

Lashes = power. You want me looking down at you with perfection, don’t you? Pay for it 😏

New nails = new attitude. Pay up and I’ll let you admire them.

You think it’s okay to walk around with that tiny shrimp and not have to pay for it? LMFAO

WiFi, lights, phone… the basics I shouldn’t even see. Handle them

Spoil me with caffeine so I can keep being that girl 💋.

Keep my hair shiny

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Princesses don’t pump gas or pay Uber fares.

Elgato

You want me looking flawless for you, don’t you? Then fund it.

Groceries aren’t free, but that’s why I have you

Your princess deserves to spoil herself with some extra cash.

It’s not free to cheat pay up 🫴🏼.

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