I'm typically an XL/XXL leaning on the larger side, but I prefer my t-shirts, sweaters, hoodies, and tops on the larger side/oversized. I also really like the colors purple, pink, red, white, and black for my outfits, and I prefer gold jewelry/metals over silver. I like plaid or solid color skirts, but preferably plaid pink or purple.
If you're gonna get me some sex toys a reasonable person would probably say "go on the smaller end, I'm less experienced" but I say the bigger the better! Just choose what size you think would be funniest for me to have to deal with, and I'll force it to work!
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