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TotalGranny

@totalgranny

Squad Leader of Witches Of Weho. Always with a glass of wine in my hand. I love traveling, food & wine, true crime, 90’s movies, botox & zodiac ♌️

Crowdfunding
Hotels.com Gift Card

Hotels.com Gift Card

For her future travels, maybe TwitchCon? Save Mischif from the basement? Give Yoso bombastic side eye IRL? Pull down Scrgirls pants?

0% funded

TOM FORD Bitter Peach EdP 50 ml

TOM FORD Bitter Peach EdP 50 ml

Granny’s Peach Potion, crafted for the mature woman who’s tired of chasing men and ready to attract them effortlessly. Notes of peach, sass, and ‘I raised three kids, I fear nothing.’ Side effects include men following her around the grocery store.

$449.14
60min Massage

60min Massage

Pamper Granny for an hour and she might let you live rent-free in her heart 💖

$109.75
Michel Mailliard Mont Vergon Brut 2009

Michel Mailliard Mont Vergon Brut 2009

Grannys FAVORITE champagne

$75.58
Taittinger Brut Réserve

Taittinger Brut Réserve

The way to Grannys heart is, champagne.

$58.63
Auric Cells

Auric Cells

Auric cells are FOR GRANNY, not TikTok viewers.

$21.95
CALM Magnesium Glycinate

CALM Magnesium Glycinate

grove.co

$35.11