All Wishes
$24.48
Crowdfunding
ULTIMATE LOSER STATUS
A spectacularly ridiculous title for someone who enjoys being roasted by an arrogant bastard. Wear it with pride, bitch.
$183.57
ALPHA SUPERIORITY TAX
My standards are high, my patience is nonexistent, and my ego doesn't need your fucking permission.
$122.38
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING
No prize. No special title. Not even a fucking thank-you speech. Just the most absurd item on Drax's menu.
$91.78
THE AUDACITY FEE
You actually thought your opinion would change my mind? That's the funniest fucking thing I've heard all day.
$48.95
EGO WORSHIP
My ego was already unbearable. Imagine being the dumbass cheering while it gets even bigger. Fucking beautiful.
$61.19
DIRTY SOCK
A pair of filthy socks gets more attention than your entire personality. Let that embarrassing little fact sink in.
$30.59
CERTIFIED FUCKING IDIOT
Congratulations, bitch. You've officially earned the most embarrassing title in my kingdom. No applause. No fucking medal.
$18.36
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