AngeliaCreates - Silly Goose Goodies

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Honkers Embroidered Unisex Sweatshirt | Military Green / XL

$52.56

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The Silly Goose Onesie A wearable blanket with a beak. Ridiculous? Yes. Taking it off? No. Wait — it's not a regular onesie? Nope. This is a poncho-style wearable blanket, not the kind with legs you have to shuffle around in. It drapes from the shoulders down and stays open at the front, so you can actually sit, walk, and live your life without looking like you're stuck in a sleeping bag. Throw it over PJs, sweats, or whatever you slept in — the oversized fit means everything fits underneath without feeling tight or weird. The hood is the whole point 3D padded goose head with a matte fabric beak and tiny embroidered eyes. It looks stupid cute without crossing into party store costume territory. Pull it up when you want full goose mode. Leave it down when you need to pretend you're a functioning adult on a video call. Either way, it photographs really well — your friends will want one. Actually practical, somehow Hand openings on both sides so you can use your phone, hold a mug, or gesture dramatically while explaining to your roommate why you bought this. The fleece is ultra-soft plush — thick enough to keep you warm on the couch but breathable enough that you're not sweating through movie night. The whole thing is machine washable and holds up fine after multiple washes. Free goose slippers included Every order comes with a pair of matching goose slippers. Full goose from head to toe — no extra charge. Because committing to the bit halfway is not an option. When to wear it Couch marathons. Cold mornings when you don't want to deal with real clothes. The walk from your bed to the kitchen. Gift-giving when you want to be the friend who actually nails it. Halloween, Christmas morning, or just a random Tuesday where you need to feel something soft. It's the kind of thing you buy as a joke and then quietly never take off. Care: Machine wash cold on gentle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach. Stays soft.

$44.11

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Silly Goose Pjs - Mr Creates

The Silly Goose Onesie A wearable blanket with a beak. Ridiculous? Yes. Taking it off? No. Wait — it's not a regular onesie? Nope. This is a poncho-style wearable blanket, not the kind with legs you have to shuffle around in. It drapes from the shoulders down and stays open at the front, so you can actually sit, walk, and live your life without looking like you're stuck in a sleeping bag. Throw it over PJs, sweats, or whatever you slept in — the oversized fit means everything fits underneath without feeling tight or weird. The hood is the whole point 3D padded goose head with a matte fabric beak and tiny embroidered eyes. It looks stupid cute without crossing into party store costume territory. Pull it up when you want full goose mode. Leave it down when you need to pretend you're a functioning adult on a video call. Either way, it photographs really well — your friends will want one. Actually practical, somehow Hand openings on both sides so you can use your phone, hold a mug, or gesture dramatically while explaining to your roommate why you bought this. The fleece is ultra-soft plush — thick enough to keep you warm on the couch but breathable enough that you're not sweating through movie night. The whole thing is machine washable and holds up fine after multiple washes. Free goose slippers included Every order comes with a pair of matching goose slippers. Full goose from head to toe — no extra charge. Because committing to the bit halfway is not an option. When to wear it Couch marathons. Cold mornings when you don't want to deal with real clothes. The walk from your bed to the kitchen. Gift-giving when you want to be the friend who actually nails it. Halloween, Christmas morning, or just a random Tuesday where you need to feel something soft. It's the kind of thing you buy as a joke and then quietly never take off. Care: Machine wash cold on gentle. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach. Stays soft.

$44.11