Cassandra Alicent

There's a whole galaxy in this ink pot! 🦊✒️

Listen for the harrowing kitsune's cry ☠️🦊

They're like a built in pillow 🦊😴

"Wow, this tale sure has a lot of tails in it!" 🦊

Forged from the night sky ✨🌙

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA. Flowing through your veins is the richest cotton the manufacturers have to offer, ultimate on the scale. As such, you are a MAKESHIP HOMESTUCK PLUSHIE, a sub-catergory of plushie distinct from the usual merchandise by manufacturing quality and cuteness, an echelon which rules over all other plushies. But ruling, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering SWAG COMPLEX, and have made it your sworn duty to STUNT ON THESE FOOLS WITH YOUR DOPE ACCESSORIES. It goes without saying, dear peasants, that this is easily the most dolled up doll we’ve put out. His cape is vvelvveteen magnificence. His scarf? Billowwin elegance. But for all his triumphs in the realm of fashion, for all his riches, he is severely lacking in friends… so won’t you please take him home and give him someone to show off for? Maybe you could even bring Fef along with him. Because it’s hard, being a plushie and growing up. But maybe, just maybe, that’s something you understand. Want more Homestuck content?

Your name is FEFERI PEIXES. You are also a SUPER REGAL PLUSHIE. You have the most noble design possible, the only one of your kind known to possess it. This makes you the HEIR APPARENT for plushie collection rulership, which places you in considerable jeopardy. HOMESTUCK ITEM COLLECTORS will steer their mouses to your purchase page and make an attempt to buy you, and you can’t even count on any protection from your monstrous lusus because she isn’t a plushie and thusly has no relevance to this elaborate ROLE PLAYING SCENARIO. But maybe that’s okay, because part of being royalty is spending fun quality time with her subjects! Feferi has BIG PLANS FOR PLAYTIME, and she isn’t going to be able to get around to any of them if you don’t give her a home to play in. So please, help realize her imperial ambitions and take her along with you today. And hey, if you’re still worried about her safety after that dramatic intro, you could always take Eridan along for the ride. He’ll probably keep her safe! Want more Homestuck content?

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