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Furrjoi Deer Suit

I had a latex one once, but the white yellowed.  Hoping silicone doesn't do this.  Also, I expect this will be super tight given how much it'll have to stretch to fit, so it is a bit of a gamble.  

White Glossy Silicone Venom Muscle Petsuit Set - Silicone Masks, Silicone Muscle-Smitizen

Silicone Mickey-Style Toon Gloves – G-Pawz

Tried these on and they actually fit my thick wide feet.  And the time I could save not having to deal with laces.  Of course if this pans out, I will give away my current goalie skates.

Bruiser

All Wishes