Animal Parenting!

It’s looking like it’s going to be residing safely here for long term. So, fortunately, I can feel good making this collection finally.

Home Decor & Home Stuff!

These are things I need to make my life as a disabled agender femme easier and safer. My health and certain things outside of my control often inhibits me from creating and doing what I love. These will help me cope with my disabilities so that I can thrive safely.

Health & Disability

For all things that go in on my body to help bring joy? Or to stay alive. Hey, play “Not Gonna Die” By Skillet

Foods? Supplements? Intake? Yes 🙏🏽 

Spirituality and Identity

For clothes and apparel that I will need/want during each season to come. I need clothes that fit me. (Badly)

Needed Clothes & Apparel

Indulge my escapism and coping style through Gaming and Such!

Gaming Hobby

Fuck it—4th time changing this collection. Media consumption works. Animatics, animation, manga, books, movies, audiobooks, anime, etc. 

Media Literacy

This will be for content creating, streaming and recorded, setup etc.

Content Creation Stuff

I like—I love plushies. I do. They help me heal and bring me comfort.

LOFF SOFF PLUSH

…After much waiting and deliberation…I’ve decided I need to release again in self care. Comfortably and safely. I won’t learn if I don’t ever do it again…Even if not for relationship…I want to (a little) for me.

18+ Only! (Preferably above 20 to view or purchase from here)

Digital Art stuff and all around artsy fartsy supplies, Digital or Traditional!

 Feeling Froggy? Let’s Art!

Pjur Toy Glide Lubricant for Sex Toys

Wet Hygenic Sex Toy Cleaner - 8oz Bottle

Custom Deity Candles

Black salt is commonly used in witchcraft for protection by sprinkling it outside your doors/windows or incorporating it into your spell work. With Witch’s Black Salt by SpiritualiTEA, not only can you do those things, but this mixture of black salt is also safe for consumption and bathing! So you can use this salt in your bath rituals and kitchen witchcraft as well.

WARNING: Product contains activated charcoal, which may cancel out birth control, antidepressants, and other medications when consumed. Please do some research before purchasing if you plan to consume the product. If you wish to use it in baths, it is recommended that you test it first in small amounts to ensure it will not stain your tub.

Witch’s Black Salt

Custom oils can be whatever you want to be! They can be made to embody a certain deity or entity, to honor your ancestors, to match your magickal workings, and more!

HOW IT WORKS: Tell me in the notes of your order who/what this oils is for. Instructions for how to leave me a note can be found at the bottom of this page. There will be THREE HERBS put in your oil mixture and mica powder for color, so if you have any preferences or allergies, PLEASE TELL ME.

I can make an oil for:
▫️Deities
▫️Angels
▫️Demons
▫️Ancestors
▫️Saints
▫️Past on Loved Ones
▫️Dragons
▫️Other Spirit Guides
▫️Magickal Intent*
▫️Anything else you can think of!

*Please see Intention Oils page to see the selection of oils that are already available. However, if you want something that is not available as an intention oil that you would like custom made, feel free!

HOW TO LEAVE ME A NOTE FOR YOUR ITEM:
1.) Put all items you wish to purchase in your cart
2.) Click "checkout"
3.) You will then be taken to the checkout page. At the top of the page, you will see your total purchase cost in USD. Next to this, you will see an arrow. Click the arrow.
4.) You will see a button that says "Need to leave a note or instructions?" Click this button and from there you will be able to tell me any preferences or requests.
5.) Proceed with purchase.

Carrier oil is a blend of olive and soybean oil. Some oils may contain mica powder for added shimmer. Not meant for human consumption. Not meant for use on animals.

External use only. These oils are meant to be skin-safe, but please stop using on skin and seek medical attention if irritation or allergic reaction occurs.

Custom Oils

Selenite is said to have many spiritual properties, including the ability to cleanse/charge your other crystals and yourself, as well as tapping into lunar energy and new beginnings!

Selenite Towers

Whether you use them to prep for a spell, or as a mini spell in of itself, having a spray is a great way to spread your intent around your space! Spray them around your home, your altar, yourself - whatever your intuition tells you!

Contains essential oils.

Ingredients for each product:
▫️Protection - Dragons Blood, Ylang Ylang, Bergamot 
▫️Psychic Enhancement - Frankincense & Myrrh, Sandalwood, Amber
▫️Love Magick - Strawberry, Vanilla, Rose

Not recommended for purchase if you are allergic or are sensitive to any of the above ingredients. Seek medical attention if allergic reaction occurs.

Intention Sprays

Retro Permanent Match Lighter, 10000 Times Classic Lighter, Outdoor - TikTok Shop

Intake Breathing Magnetic Nasal Strip Starter Kit and 15 Day - TikTok Shop

【APP:CareCam Pro】Alaga AI 2K 2.4G/5G WiFi6 Security Camera 3MP - TikTok Shop

Shop Products From The Brain Of Blanche by TheCussingCloset located in South Carolina, United States.

TheCussingCloset - Etsy

MEGA Pokémon Building Toys Set Motion Pikachu with 1092 Pieces and Running Movement, for Adult Collectors - Pikachu

Upgrade your partner (or your fave dildo) with the Halo 2 cock ring. Simply slide the Halo 2 around the base of the penis… and voilà. Halo 2 has arrived. Now stronger, quieter, and longer lasting than before. Designed to amplify pleasure for both parties, this little powerhouse will have the wearer lasting longer and their partner riding the wave of both vaginal penetration and clitoral vibes to orgasm bliss. Reach orgasmic new heights. Together. The perfect couples toy.  Vibration speeds: 5Length: 3”Outer diameter: 2”Inner diameter: 1.3” Rechargeable. Waterproof.

Halo 2

FlutterWand is an oral sex simulation vibe that’s redefining the entire sex toy game. Oral sex like you’ve never experienced. FlutterWand simulates the experience of a human tongue, but with more precision, and by increasing blood flow and sensitivity to the clit. A dual-sided toy, one end features a silicone tongue with a removable suction cup that engulfs the clit and labia to create a powerful clitoral pump. A sleek handle at the other end doubles as a g-spot massager, independently controlled.  Flickering tongue speeds: 3Vibration speeds: 5 Length: 10”Width: 3.2”Insertable length: 5.5”Insertable width: 1.5”Insertable girth: 4.8”Suction cup diameter: 2.3”Weight: 178g Rechargeable. Splashproof.

FlutterWand

Pebble Pro. The future of pleasure, redefined. Pebble Pro takes everything you loved about the original Pebble and pushes it to the next level:   A stronger, more powerful motor.   An extended battery life.   Three precision-crafted interchangeable heads: suction, thumping, licking, so you’re always in control of the experience.   Every detail has been considered. The seamless ergonomic design that feels like a natural extension of your hand. The discreet storage case that slips effortlessly into your life. The versatility to deliver suction, rhythmic tapping, gentle licking, or deep, resonant vibration — all in one compact device. Crafted for your body. Built to last. Ready to explore. This is not just an upgrade. It’s a transformation. Suction/thumping/flickering tongue speeds: 5Vibration speeds: 5Length: 3.9"Width: 2.2"Weight: 236g Rechargeable. Waterproof.

Pebble Pro

let'me Desk Fan, 11.8 Inch Portable Bladeless Fan Small Personal Cooling Fan with 5 Colors Touch Control LED Light, Quiet USB Table Fan for Home, Office, Bedroom Summer Gift - GREEN

You're A Fan Sweatshirt - Black / 2XL

Morpho: Hands and Feet: Anatomy for Artists (Morpho: Anatomy for Artists, 5) - Paperback

Not A Fan Tee - Athletic Heather / 2XL

Official Portable Fan Rechargeable Desktop Fan Kawaii Mini Fan - Cinnamoroll

Morpho: Fat and Skin Folds: Anatomy for Artists (Morpho: Anatomy for Artists, 4) - Paperback

Dragon Age: The Official Cookbook: Taste of Thedas - Hardcover

Destiny: The Official Cookbook - Hardcover

Send me a surprise gift! Read for particular sizes and specifications:

Clothes: XXL (shirts, pants, and underwear)
Shoes: 9 1/2 Shoes (They have to be Orthopedic, I& have flat feet.)
Jewelry: Surgical or Stainless Steel (I& have metal allergies and plated jewelry will not work.)
Ring size: 9.5-10
Food allergies: Tea Tree, Bananas

Also please check anything you try to send for possible harm to animals. (I& live with a cat, and have lived with dogs and pet rodents.) since things you sent may be toxic to them too.

If you remember something I& mentioned but forgot about and want to surprise me& with it, be my& guest. Otherwise we usually list it on our wishlist. Thank you so much. ^^

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