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Klaus

@dadinmacromode

A giant doesn't ask. A giant takes. If you're here, you've already accepted the difference between us. Tributes are how tiny things make themselves useful. Whether I notice is another matter entirely. Stay small.

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Giant's Treasury
Got a few spare dollars before payday? Drop your offering in the treasury and keep the giant’s world growing.
Coffee Order
Coffee Order
Help keep the giant caffeinated. Fill his stomach with the worlds reserves of coffee.
$3.51
Sole Devotion
Sole Devotion
The name says it all.
$7.02
Gym Membership
Gym Membership
You want dad to get big, so pay for it!
$15.43
City Maintenance Fund
City Maintenance Fund
The city insurance bill isn't going to pay itself. You build, I come back.
$17.59
The Giant's Snack Fund
The Giant's Snack Fund
There is were you give a piece of yourself...or the whole thing
$35.95
Doormat
Doormat
Name says it all
$77.15
Protein Powder
Protein Powder
Get dad BIG!
$108.01
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