Wanna get something for the wife? 

What are you, trying to get brownie points with her!? 

Rachel's Tabletop Emporium! 

Want to buy some fandom crap for a desperately swagless pun master? LOOK NO FURTHER! NOW YOU CAN DRESS JAY UP IN STUFF OTHER THAN HIS BORING BLACK JACKET!

Jay's Nerdy Swag Shop!

Want to help improve Jay's streaming experience? You can help with donations! Every little bit helps!

Streaming & Gamer Upgrades!

Other knick-knacks and stuff that you can buy for either myself or Rachel!

The Various Vault!

Rose Diamond Ice Cube Mold Maker

Guh Huh! While it's awesome that we got a Banjo-Kazooie plush... 

WHY DON'T WE HAVE BANJO THREEIE YET!?

Banjo-Kazooie Plush Set

THESE BABIES SLICE, THEY DICE, THEY PEEL AND SQUEAL!

Multifunction Vegetable Fruit Slicer Chopper Food Container

"My child, do you like butterscotch, or cinnamon? You don't DISLIKE butterscotch, or cinnamon, right?" 

Toriel's Kitchen Pie Dish

"HUMAN! ARTISAN SPAGHETTI REQUIRES AN ARTISTAN PLATE TO EAT IT UPON! BE SURE TO CLEAN IT PROPERLY AND DON'T JUST TOSS IT INTO THE DISHWASHER LIKE SANS!"

Papyrus Date Commemorative Spaghetti Plate

"Oh? My child, you want to cook with me in the kitchen? I think I have a spare apron somewhere..."

Toriel's Kitchen Apron

* Despite the shirt misprint, it's still you.

Human Shirt (Glitch Version)

"WELL HELLO THERE, DARLING! THINKING OF GIVING A CERTAIN STREAMER A FABULOUS GIFT? HOW ABOUT AN MTT BRAND ROBE FOR WEARING BOTH IN THE BED AND THE BATHTUB? AWOOGA."

MTT Brand Robe | M/L

"My child, you should handle hot objects with care!"

Toriel's Kitchen Oven Mitt & Potholder Set | Default Title

Annoying Dog Mug | Default Title

* do you think even the worst person can tumble? that anyone can be a good drink if they just try?

Glass You Might Drink Out Of When You Fight Sans

"My child, don't forget to wash your hands before dinner. I'm sure I don't need to give you a Tu-Towiel for this task." 

Ruins Face Towel | Default Title

"My child... your feet look so cold. Let me warm them for you."

Toriel Slippers | Large

Primo Pies Apron

Morgana Socks | L/XL

"Mweheheheheh! I've hacked into the mainframe of Jason's wardrobe!"

Navigator T-Shirt

Salted Caramel Banana Bread Mix

Get Smoked Hat

"I am thou. Thou art I. Thou has found a new shirt. It shall be the wings of rebellion that elevate you to new heights of fashion!" 

Soul of Rebellion | Unisex L / Red

"... Jay pays his tab. I think he deserves a mug for doing a good job."

Grillby's Mug

The pattern of a shirt worn by a beloved someone. 

Jay will love to have this shirt. Their shirt would love to be worn by Jay. 

Important Person's Shirt

"Long ago, there was peace. We all lived happily. And now we can wear that happiness as a hoodie! 

Immediate Nostalgia Pullover Hoodie

"Hey. Let me tell you a secret... Jay needs this shirt." 

Rudebuster | Unisex L / Black

"Our theater man needs to cleanse his palette. Allow us to present a cup of shifting hues for the warmest of beverages. Queen thanks you for your patronage." 

Color Café Color-Changing Mug | Default Title

"Esteemed guest, allow me to present an apron of refined finesse. Our theater man is missing an apron for the concession stand. Queen thanks you for your patronage."

Color Café Apron | Default Title

Jay needs a controller that's better for playing those classics you've come to expect, from 1996~!

Wireless N64 Switch Online Controller

One Piece: Pirate Recipes

Star Gate Handmade Dice Set

Black and White jacket kinda similar to my persona, but it's ZELDA themed!

Cosplay Life Legend of Zelda Breath of The Wild Twilight Princess Kangaroo Pocket Cosplay Hoodies - Unisex Pullover Sweaters - Large Black

Sheikah Hoodie

Pirates Plunder 11 Dice Set

This could be handy for voice recording, and it folds for easy storage!

Microphone Isolation Shield with Mic Stand and Pop Filter, Foldable Sound Shield for Most Condenser Microphone Recording Equipment Studio, High Density Absorbent Foam to Filter Vocal by Frgyee - Acoustic Foam_Set

I don't care if you think it's cringe. 

This hoodie looks SO FREAKIN' COOL! I WANT ONE!

Kokiri Tunic Hoodie

This could be handy for voice over recordings. 

TroyStudio Portable Sound Recording Vocal Booth Box - |Reflection Filter & Microphone Isolation Shield| - |Large, Foldable, Stand Mountable, Super Dense Sound Absorbing Foam (Small) - Small - Black

Jay likes cooking. What else is there to say? One of two of these. 

The Unofficial Legend Of Zelda Cookbook: From Monstrous to Dubious to Delicious, 195 Heroic Recipes to Restore your Hearts!

The Unofficial Zelda Cookbook

Ooooh a nice cloth for our dinner table! Rachel would LOVE this!

Copy of TTRPG Dragon D20 Tablecloth | Tabletop Roleplaying Game Table Cover, RPG Dragon Fabric, Gift for Dungeon Master, DnD Dice - One size / White

Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves - Themberchaud 13" Plush

Halloween Pumpkin Dice Set

Rachel LOVES Halloween! This set is PERFECT for her!

Jack O’Lantern Glow in the Dark Dice Set

(TECHNICALLY more for me than the missus. Don't tell her!)

Jesters Box Metal Dice Set

Rachel really likes the color purple. She'd LOVE this set!

Color Spray Plum Dice Set

PUSH THE BUTTONS AND MAKE STUFF HAPPEN ON STREAM

Elgato Stream Deck XL

Better audio quality? Less echo?! 

YES PLEASE!

Acoustic Foam Panels For Streaming - Eliminate Echoes And Get Better Sound Clarity

Geno Blast T-Shirt

Ranch Through Time Shirt

Who's Ranch? You'd have to be a fan of MasakoX to get it. Let me enjoy my small fandoms. XD

Ranch's Room Desk Mat

Majestic Spaceduck | Mens/Unisex Medium

Not only will I have a spare doc, I will be able to more easily stream Nintendo Switch games! 

TV Dock for Nintendo Switch/Switch OLED, Compatible with Gamecube Controller, HDMI TV Adapter Portable Charging Stand Compatible with Nintendo Switch

To help impove Jay's Smash gameplay in HANDHELD mode!

Retro Gamecube-Styled Joy-Cons!

"Hello, hello! A most wonderful fashion is about to break free, free! Don't you wish to play with me? Today is the Jay that will soon break captivity! Embrace the chaos, chaos!" 

The World Revolving

Megalovania | Black / Unisex M

* Despite everything... it's still a shirt. 

UNDERTALE x EDITMODE (Fangamer Cut) | Unisex M / Cardinal/Classic Red

"oh... you want to make your favorite streamer dress like garbage? that's cool... i guess... oooooohhhhhh...."

Space Junk

Lesser Dog will go to places no dog has gone before (around Jay's neck)

Lesser Dog Scarf | Default Title

Annoying Dog Hat!

A T-Shirt featuring the Delta Rune! (Not to be confused with Deltarune.)

Delta Rune | Eggplant / Unisex M

"HELLO, HUMAN! DO YOU WISH TO DRESS UP THE PUNNY STREAMER LIKE A COOL DUDE, JUST LIKE THE GREAT PAPYRUS? WELL, UNFORTUNATELY... MY BATTLE BODY ISN'T FOR SALE, BUT THIS WORKS TOO! NYEH HEH HEH!"

Cool Dude Shirt

Want to see Jay move LIVE? Think his expressions could use a bit more polish? WANT HIM TO FINALLY BREAK INTO A NICHE MARKET!? DONATE AND LET'S MAKE THE DREAM HAPPEN!

Vtuber Model Budget!

Help Jay's ears with this little number! This is for better streaming equipment!

DoJayMi