Want to buy some fandom crap for a desperately swagless pun master? LOOK NO FURTHER! NOW YOU CAN DRESS JAY UP IN STUFF OTHER THAN HIS BORING BLACK JACKET!

Jay's Nerdy Swag Shop!

Wanna get something for the wife? 

What are you, trying to get brownie points with her!? 

Rachel's Tabletop Emporium! 

Want to help improve Jay's streaming experience? You can help with donations! Every little bit helps!

Streaming & Gamer Upgrades!

Other knick-knacks and stuff that you can buy for either myself or Rachel!

The Various Vault!

I don't need it... 
I don't need it... 
I definitely don't need it...

... IIII NEEEED IIIIIIIT!!!

Rosalina’s Storybook

Look at me, world! I'm a picture of perfection! Combo completion, a flawless food and points collection. All this muscle memory has given me a MASSIVE GLEAMING P~!

P-Rank Hoodie | Unisex L / Heather Black

"Oh, hello. It appears we meet again, my dear friend. What an honor! My countenance seems to have been engravened upon this suit of apparel, but to whose shoulder does it grace?"

Quirrel's Quest | Unisex L / Gray

* You begin to feel the metal design crawling on your back... or is it Jay's back?

Megalovania Jacket | Unisex L / Black

In the white die, a hand reaches through... a double edged throw cuts your heart in two.

Waking threes, fade away. Embrace the brand new day....

FE Metal Dice - Fates Hoshido Die

Celtic Knot Metal Dice Set (Gift Box)

HOLD IT! Give Jay the gift of a classy tie with subtle messaging or you may be visited by a spiky haired lawyer!

Objection! Tie

"Mine gilded armor doth shine not unlike King Knight's plated form!"

Gold Shovel Knight Plush | Default Title

"Strike the earth, and lift the bottles!" 

Shovel Knight Bottle Opener Keychain | Default Title

"Verily, every desk must be protected from dust and dirt!"

Dreaming of You Desk Mat

"Ho there, traveler! Jay's collection of cards seems much barren! Perhaps the visage of mine friends and I shall help filleth that void!"

Shovel Knight Playing Cards (Gold Edition) | Default Title

Salted Caramel Banana Bread Mix

A very familiar looking mushroom.... as a Bluetooth Speaker?! Sign me UP!

Bluetooth Mushroom Speaker - Red

Don't think this is what they meant when they said "served on the rocks."

Rose Diamond Ice Cube Mold Maker

Guh Huh! While it's awesome that we got a Banjo-Kazooie plush... 

WHY DON'T WE HAVE BANJO THREEIE YET!?

Banjo-Kazooie Plush Set

THESE BABIES SLICE, THEY DICE, THEY PEEL AND SQUEAL!

Multifunction Vegetable Fruit Slicer Chopper Food Container

"My child, do you like butterscotch, or cinnamon? You don't DISLIKE butterscotch, or cinnamon, right?" 

Toriel's Kitchen Pie Dish

"HUMAN! ARTISAN SPAGHETTI REQUIRES AN ARTISTAN PLATE TO EAT IT UPON! BE SURE TO CLEAN IT PROPERLY AND DON'T JUST TOSS IT INTO THE DISHWASHER LIKE SANS!"

Papyrus Date Commemorative Spaghetti Plate

"Oh? My child, you want to cook with me in the kitchen? I think I have a spare apron somewhere..."

Toriel's Kitchen Apron

* Despite the shirt misprint, it's still you.

Human Shirt (Glitch Version)

"WELL HELLO THERE, DARLING! THINKING OF GIVING A CERTAIN STREAMER A FABULOUS GIFT? HOW ABOUT AN MTT BRAND ROBE FOR WEARING BOTH IN THE BED AND THE BATHTUB? AWOOGA."

MTT Brand Robe | M/L

"My child, you should handle hot objects with care!"

Toriel's Kitchen Oven Mitt & Potholder Set | Default Title

Annoying Dog Mug | Default Title

* do you think even the worst person can tumble? that anyone can be a good drink if they just try?

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