Emosquid23

Dunk and donuts. The caffeine will be good for my blood pressure 😎

I have two cats and one is extremely obese. This boy can eat!

You can call it “supper,” too, if you’re uncultured. That’s fine. It won’t be a salad, though, I assure you. Misleading.

I have to drive my car to work, like Lowly Worm from Busytown. Don’t care for that!

I will hand-feed my horse girls some hay, and some oats (non-sexual)

I fly into a rage and break a lot of these. I like the teal because it reminds me of the Charlotte Hornets Starter jackets we used to wear back in the 1990’s.

I’ll be for real with you: I’m gonna eat this

I like to squeeze and smell things because I am a stressed-out weirdo.

I like to squeeze and smell things because I am a stressed-out weirdo.

It me. I’m not a kid, though, I’m a grown-up.