Emosquid23

@emosquid23

NSFW scriptwriter. I sell porno and porno accessories, I tell you hwhat.

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Buy Me A Coffee

Dunk and donuts. The caffeine will be good for my blood pressure 😎

$5.49

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Cat Food Fund

I have two cats and one is extremely obese. This boy can eat!

$10.98

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Lemme Get Dinner

You can call it “supper,” too, if you’re uncultured. That’s fine. It won’t be a salad, though, I assure you. Misleading.

$21.95

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Gas Money

I have to drive my car to work, like Lowly Worm from Busytown. Don’t care for that!

$32.93

Apple $50 Gift Card

I will hand-feed my horse girls some hay, and some oats (non-sexual)

$54.00

PlayStation DualSense™ Wireless Controller – Chroma Teal - For PS5, PC, MAC & Mobile - Chroma Teal

I fly into a rage and break a lot of these. I like the teal because it reminds me of the Charlotte Hornets Starter jackets we used to wear back in the 1990’s.

$74.49

Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty - Honey Hive - Clear Sensory Putty for Kids and Grown ups in a 4" Tin - Creative and Endless Fun, Stress Relief Therapy Toys, Never Dries Out - Made in USA

I’ll be for real with you: I’m gonna eat this.

$16.57

Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty® - Brown Sugar Boba - Sensory Putty for Kids and Grown ups in a 4" Tin - Creative and Endless Fun, Stress Relief Therapy Toys, Never Dries Out - Made in USA - Brown Sugar Boba

I’ll be for real with you: I’m gonna eat this

$16.57

Crazy Aaron's® Mixed by Me SCENTsory(tm) Putty Mash-Ups - Made in USA - Putty Mash-ups

I like to squeeze and smell things because I am a stressed-out weirdo.

$27.36

Crazy Aaron's Scent Sory Putty Strawberry Shortcake, Orange Blossom and Blueberry Muffin Mini Tins Gift Sety Bundle - 3 Pack (.29 oz Each)

I like to squeeze and smell things because I am a stressed-out weirdo.

$21.51

Wild Republic Wr Print Squid Plush, Stuffed Animal, Plush Toy, Gifts for Kids, Blue, 22"

It me. I’m not a kid, though, I’m a grown-up.

$28.71