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BlueSky

Yarr, matey. I play with these at work so I don’t [redacted]

Dunk and donuts. The caffeine will be good for my blood pressure 😎

I have two cats and one is extremely obese. This boy can eat!

You can call it “supper,” too, if you’re uncultured. That’s fine. It won’t be a salad, though, I assure you. Misleading.

I have to drive my car to work, like Lowly Worm from Busytown. Don’t care for that!

I’ll be for real with you: I’m gonna eat this