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$10-$25!

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TLKKUE Leather Working Kit - Beginner's Leather Crafting Tool with Storage Bag, Leatherworking Tooling Kit for Sewing, Carving, Punching, Cutting, Stamping Tools - XXL

Nespresso Vertuo Next Coffee and Espresso Machine by De'Longhi, Dark Grey w/Aeroccino Milk Frother, One Touch Brew, Single-Serve Coffee and Espresso Maker - Machine + Frother + Coffee Variety Pack - Dark Gray

FEIERDUN Adjustable Dumbbells, 20/30/40/45/70/90lbs Free Weight Set with Connector, 5 in1 Dumbbells Set Used as Barbell, Kettlebells, Push up Stand, Weight Plate, Fitness Exercises for Home Gym Suitable Men/Women - B.30LB(15LB Pair)

Vegancuts Monthly Snack Box | Default Title

Purchase this and receive two personalized pictures with a sexy note 😘

Polaroid Go Gen 2 Everything Box | Black

Comfortable chairs for our podcast set up!!

Yosonch Sofa Bed Chair Convertible ，Sleeper Sofa with Pull-Out Bed ，3-in-1 Futon Couch with Reclining Backrest and Side Pocket (Dark Grey, 35.6‘)

Play with Us from your phone while we're Live!

Lovense Lush 4 App-Controlled G-Spot Egg Vibrator

Make Us cum from your phone while we're Live!

LOVENSE G Spot Vibrator for Clit 

Lovense Sex Machine - Black

Keep River's blood in their clit, not their legs!

StrongCore Compression Socks | Compression / Topo Black / Large

So River will stop bitching about the sound on My phone!

Illuminated Portable Passive Speaker with 20W Power - Black

The Fuck Machine delivers superior power and endless deep pleasure. The strong machine's adjustable thruster arm can be angled to give you what you want in all your favorite positions, while four strong suction cups at the base keep it securely in place no matter how hard you play. For players who like it hard and fast, this versatile fucking machine offers variable speed to pound your holes at up to 195 strokes per minute. Created exclusively for use with attachments in Doc Johnson's patented Vac-U-Lock line, The Fuck Machine accommodates any Vac-U-Lock compatible attachment in your collection and available through Doc Johnson.

Vac-U-Lock Fuck Machine - Black

Meet Shredder: the versatile, handheld, body-strapped fuck machine shaped like a guitar and built to dominate. Whether you’re strumming up a storm or rocking your body into it, Shredder delivers high-impact pleasure with stage-worthy intensity. Designed for maximum drama, Shredder can be worn strapped across your body or wielded in your hands like a weapon of orgasmic destruction. Every angle is yours to command — crank your performance to 11. In freestanding mode, Shredder transforms with T Legs for stability and infinite angle adjustability. You can set the scene exactly how you want it — No hands required. Whether you are putting on a solo show or inviting an audience, this machine adapts to every bondage fantasy. Includes remote speed controller, shoulder belt, and machine storage/travel bag. Plug in. Strap up. Melt faces. Product Details Power: 75W Total Weight: 33 lbs. (Including heavy T Legs) Shell Size: L: 23" x W: 8.62" x H: 5.2" Max Speed: 180 RPM Thrusting Length: 6 inches Vac-U-Lock: Compatible 1 Year Warranty Additional Accessories (Sold Separately) Fleshlight Adaptor Extender Rod Universal Dildo Adaptor Vac U Lock Jelly Dong 8”

Shredder Fuck Machine

SodaStream - Terra Sparkling Water Maker | VALUE BUNDLE | CQC CO2 system | Includes 2x CO2 Cylinders, 3x 32 Fl Oz Dishwasher Safe Bottles, 2x Bubly Flavor Drops | Combine with Pepsi Flavors | Black - Black - Value Bundle

Kitchen Witchery Metal Sign 

Coffin Letter Board Purple With Spooky Emojis +500 Characters

Curawood Tarot Card Holder Stand - Display Your Daily Draw - Witchy Gifts for Women, Tarot Accessories, Wiccan Altar Supplies, Witchcraft Decor, Divination Tools - 1-Card Stand with Engraved Moon - 1-Card Stand Engraved Moon

🖤Cedar & River🖤