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Huh? Phainon isn't on the banner? I don't know what you mean by that~ He's always there to tempt losers like you. Just look at how he's looking at you, you just can't stop yourself from simping 😈

Help me acquire an Exalted skin in League Of Legends. The price tag is expensive but, I deserve to look good, don't you think?

You’ll never see MVP on your screen, but at least you can pay to fuel mine

Got a pentakill on your wallet. Just FF already. A life as my pathetic caster minion would be much better for you anyways

Buying V-Bucks for me, not yourself. Classic default behavior. Keep grinding, loser.

You're not F2P here, loser. Buy me currency on my gacha games and maybe i'll give you some attention. You don't deserve these 5 star studs on your account anyways.

One look, one whiff, and you’re done. My pits fry your loser brain worse than a tilt queue. You’ll sit there drooling like an ult-bait bot, wallet wide open, paying just to be broken down by the smell

Upgrade from generic loot to personalized brainrot. Only costs your dignity… and cash.

You want me to expose you on my page? That's cute. So desperate for me to call you a loser. I'm sure everyone who follows you will love to see your submission

You don’t speak for yourself anymore. You pay, I decide what you say, and then you broadcast it like the obedient little loser you are.

Roll the gacha for a chance to see one of my caps uncensored. Spoiler: you always lose

Pathetic damage output. Pay your repair costs, scrub.

Get your Twitter account gooned up with a custom PFP or Banner

Your ‘daily reward’ is knowing you got to fund me — again. Small, pathetic, predictable. Exactly like you.

That's it? You don't even deserve an image for this tier. You can do better...