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goldieneko

@goldieneko

Thank you so much for visiting my profile! Currently, most if not all items listed are to help jump start my new life moving out! Remember that all transactions are non-refundable. So, make sure you are 100% certain that you want to gift the gremlin!

All Wishes

Gift The Gremlin
Gift The Gremlin
The creature needs more gold coins for her gremlin cave. (aka funding to buy stuff for my new apartment.) She will cherish all goods you give to her. Maybe even sit on it like an egg...
$5.49
Fish Lamp | Floor
Crowdfunding
wallercreekhigh.com
Fish Lamp | Floor
I love how weird and charming this is. I literally spent an entire day of work just thinking about this lamp lmao
Human Sized Dog Bed (Yes, I Fit)
Crowdfunding
amazon.com
Human Sized Dog Bed (Yes, I Fit)
It's exactly what you think it is. I want to puppymax. I ADORE being curled up on the floor hugged by padding. It feels so calming and if I dont decide to sleep on it, my plushies will have a new bed!
I NEED This Weighted Puppy Plush
amazon.com
I NEED This Weighted Puppy Plush
You don't understand how MUCH I want this...Ough...Weighted Puppy...
$77.93
fun little claw for my disabled hands
Crowdfunding
azeron.com
fun little claw for my disabled hands
this flesh confines me to pain and ridicule. strap me to this machine. I desire optimal preformance
Corsair Void v2 So The Voices In My Head Can't Get To Me
amazon.com
Corsair Void v2 So The Voices In My Head Can't Get To Me
Yes of course it's pink. I love my headset as is right now, but the wire keeps harassing my sensitive chesticles and i like having music while im doing other chores but the wire forbids that action
$97.16
White Bat Warmies
Warmies
White Bat Warmies
a cute warmable bat that i can hold when i get cold to ease my ever aching body :)
$29.99
0% Fees
Pompompurin™ Warmies
Warmies
Pompompurin™ Warmies
warm the butthole dog for power
$34.99
0% Fees
See Through Kitty Keycaps
amazon.com
See Through Kitty Keycaps
Something to spice up my keyboard!
$36.39
Mouse warmer For My Flare Ups
amazon.com
Mouse warmer For My Flare Ups
My hands flare up if its too cold and I often find my mouse hand to always be way too cold if i have it out constantly. This would be a godsend to be able to have!
$41.32
Full Length LED Mirror
Unavailable
amazon.com
Full Length LED Mirror
Because I don't have a fucking mirror and I take pictures of my cute outfits like a damn mugshot and I dont want that anymore I want cute pictures damn it!
$107.90
Pink Floor Lamp with Shelves
amazon.com
Pink Floor Lamp with Shelves
I realized I have a violent lack of any furniture or shelves to decorate my place. I need something so it doesn't look like I'm living in a padded cell surrounded by trash and Mcdonalds
$44.83
Nintendo Switch 2 For Streaming and My Silly Mental Health
Crowdfunding
amazon.com
Nintendo Switch 2 For Streaming and My Silly Mental Health
Id love to stream switch games like tomodachi life or pokopia on the channel! I feel it would also be mentally healthy for me to focus on more simple tech and disconnect from the internet a little!
Laptop cooler
amazon.com
Laptop cooler
Mine is literally falling apart. its not bad, but it would be nice to be able to have something else, haha.
$62.86
Princess Crown Headphone Acessory
etsy.com
Princess Crown Headphone Acessory
I want to be a princess so badly. I want to be cute and spoiled and adorable and sweet SO BADLY. I wish to be pampered and happy. I WISH TO BE SPOILED! AHHHHHHH
$31.88
4lbs Ankle/Wrist Weights
amazon.com
4lbs Ankle/Wrist Weights
I'm slowly becoming a muscle head and want to wear this around the house. Hopefully this will reduce the strain on my knees and strengthen my joints 💪🔥
$44.11
Pink Air Fryer
Crowdfunding
amazon.com
Pink Air Fryer
I don't get why everyone wants me to get an airfryer. But I will, only if its pink. And this one is. So yeah. Lets fucking go 🗣🗣🗣
Rotating Organizer
amazon.com
Rotating Organizer
For my bathroom. It looks like asmondgold again. Or, asmondgoldie if you will. And I rather not femcell NEET max even if that would be funny.
$33.19
Carousel Bluetooth Speaker Lamp
amazon.com
Carousel Bluetooth Speaker Lamp
Something cute but functional because my laptop's speakers are kinda poopy. If its not a good speaker, at least it will be a cute decoration!
$30.48
Pink Can Opener
amazon.com
Pink Can Opener
I bought a lot of canned soups but realize that I literally have no way to open it up 😭 It would mean so much to receive some help to open up my cans...
$16.42
Tank For My Shrimp
Crowdfunding
amazon.com
Tank For My Shrimp
One day I want shrimp. And this is step one into having shrimp. I cannot have a shrimp without a tank. That would just be a dead shrimp
Pink Shower Caddy
amazon.com
Pink Shower Caddy
I am tired of hearing my shampoo bottles fall over in the middle of the night and scare me. Hopefully this will stick to my wall and not scare me this time. If it does, I will shit myself.
$28.67
Pink Walking Pad
Crowdfunding
amazon.com
Pink Walking Pad
Goldie needs to go on walkies. She doesn't go on enough walkies. Help me go on walkies please
Magnesium Milk Powder For My Fuckass Joint Problems
amazon.com
Magnesium Milk Powder For My Fuckass Joint Problems
Yes you heard the title. I've been recommended getting bath salts and this seems right up my alley. To moisturize my body and calm my shitty disabled joints from an ass workday....
$26.28
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