£££
Monetary Gifts (the best kind)
£50
The secret to life is giving…
$73.24
£75
And the more you give, the closer you get…
$109.86
£100
To submitting yourself to a higher power…
$146.49
£150
Freeing yourself from the shackles of the self…
$219.73
£200
And slipping into service eternal…
$292.97
£250
Where reckless abandon gives way to the deep and the profound…
$366.22
£350
A place where you can rest your unencumbered soul…
$512.70
£400
And pray to stay eternally on your knees…
$585.95
£500
Because through the noise, you have finally heard my call…
$732.43
£750
And your yearning, aching spirit received it…
$1,098.65
£1000
With palms upturned, and head lowered…
$1,464.87
£2000
You earnestly accept that your fate has been met…
$2,929.73
£5000
And beg to be the honoured recipient of my smile
$7,324.33
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