£££
Monetary Gifts (the best kind)
£50
The secret to life is giving…
$72.59
£75
And the more you give, the closer you get…
$108.89
£100
To submitting yourself to a higher power…
$145.18
£150
Freeing yourself from the shackles of the self…
$217.77
£200
And slipping into service eternal…
$290.36
£250
Where reckless abandon gives way to the deep and the profound…
$362.95
£350
A place where you can rest your unencumbered soul…
$508.13
£400
And pray to stay eternally on your knees…
$580.72
£500
Because through the noise, you have finally heard my call…
$725.90
£750
And your yearning, aching spirit received it…
$1,088.85
£1000
With palms upturned, and head lowered…
$1,451.81
£2000
You earnestly accept that your fate has been met…
$2,903.61
£5000
And beg to be the honoured recipient of my smile
$7,259.03
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