Everything a real mistress needs every month to look good for you pathetic losers

Beauty

Essentials

While you’re stuck in your boring life, I’m on vacation, funded by your pathetic little paycheck

While you eat instant noodles, I’m dining in style. Pay for my restaurant bill like the good little wallet you are

I don’t even scroll for free. Cover my Netflix, loser. My entertainment is more important than your rent

My free time is precious—and expensive. If you want me to waste a second of it on you, you better make it worth my while

Swipe your card so I can swipe designer heels. Shopping isn’t a hobby, it’s my birthright. Now pay up, loser

Grocery shopping? That’s your job, loser. Fill my fridge so I stay satisfied while I drain your wallet

Pay for my morning breakfast so I can start the day full of energy… ready to put little losers like you in their place

Pay for my gas so I can rip your money immediately

Pay for my visit to the hairdresser so you can see my beautiful hair

If you're so pathetic, you really deserve it

Pay for my beauty products, such as shampoo etc.

I know you want to see my beautiful feet, so pay for it

Be a good boy and pay for my new Fingernails

Pay for my eyelashes for a month so I always look good for you