WROS Human Dog Bed, 71''x45''x12'' Size Fits You and Pets, Washable Faux Fur Dog Bed for People Doze Off, Napping Orthopedic Dog Bed, Present Plump Pillow, Blanket, Strap - Grey - 71.0"L x 45.0"W x 12.0"Th - Grey

You already know how many times I hit my head. Just might finally do a backflip if it's purchased. 

Gymnastics Mat Tumbling Mat Gym Mat Foldding Lightweight Tumbling Mat 2 Inches Thick Fitness Yoga Exercise Mat Home Gym Mat Equipment - Black - 4x10FT

You know I love my snackies & that means crumbs

Is anybody gonna hydrate me or am I gonna have to do it myself?