Emotional Support Donations
I’ll accept your affection in cash form. But don’t worry, it’s a sliding scale for every tax bracket. 💸😏
Massage Fund 💆♀️
My love language is deep tissue.
$90.41
✨Doggie Daycare Fund 🐕🏠
A full day of sniffing butts and taking names. Her social calendar is busier than mine, and honestly, I respect it.
$60.27
Doggy Delux Package 🐾🛁
Grooming and puppy pampering… this bitch is living in luxury while I microwave burritos. No notes.
$200.92
Pup’s Playtime Fund 🦴🧸🎾
Food, treats, toys, and snacks. Because she’s my favorite spoiled b*tch.
$50.23
Pamper Me Fund 🧖♀️💆♀️
Because every queen deserves a spa day.
$251.14
Mani/Pedi Fund 💅💖
Because well-manicured nails are the secret to world domination. Let me feel like I have my life together, at least at my fingertips.
$100.45
Utility Bills Fund 💡💸
Help me keep the lights on, the Wi-Fi strong, and the AC cold. Hot girl summer is for outfits, not sweating indoors.
$150.69
Emergency Takeout Fund 🥡🍜🍣
Save me from another hot girl dinner. I can’t survive on string cheese and personality alone.
$55.25
Dinner & Drinks Fund 🍷✨
Don’t Worry, I’m a Cheap Date. Help me stay well-fed and slightly tipsy.
$65.30
Lightweight Liquor Fund 🍸😏
Because I’m easy to please...One drink and I’m yours. Add fries and I might love you.
$45.21
Just because...
Because you can’t put a price on joy… but if you could in this particular instance, it would be this exact amount.
$100.45
Just because...
Because $50 felt too humble and $100 felt too bold… $75? That’s “I adore you, but I’m also budgeting."
$75.34
Just because...
Because you thought of me, got a little serotonin spike, and said “She deserves $50.” You were right.
$50.23
Retail Therapy 🛍️☕
A small fee for my mental health and overpriced caffeine.
$602.75
Reparations for Existing ✨
A small fee for the daily excellence I provide.
$30.14
☕ Buy Me A Coffee ☕
Because caffeine is my love language. Your generosity is the foam to my espresso. 💸🫶
$10.04
Keep Me Housed 🏡✨
Because my dog can't get a job...I asked.
$2,743.75
Lagree Class Fund 💪✨
It's basically harder pilates, and hot girls do pilates.
$35.16
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