Things I don't need but want (50% chance of annoying my woman)

Novelty

Food

A better flesh substitute than ballistic gel

Flipping the bird in high fidelity - priceless

In Onii-san's basement no one can hear you scream

While you were out there socializing, I studied the blade

What if we booged in front of the burning ATF office? (in Minecraft)

The best tea I could find without leaving the house 