'Beautiful case to match the tote bag, for carrying even more fun toys.'

'Awesome design on an awesome tote bag. Great for carrying fun toys and such. '

'All Etsy expenses incurred are for purchase of fun toys made by self employed artisans. Come see Me, I'll gladly share My toys.'

'I accrue travel expenses quickly. Help Me offset with cash (or gift cards). Much obliged, y'all.'

'It's almost time for Texas All State Spanking Party June 11-16. It will be a spankin' good time. All of your generous gifts will be spent on hotel, convention, and per diem expenses. Thanks, y'all!!!'

'For Discipline, Southern-style.'

'I love the balance and feel in My hand, and you will love the way the larger diameter adds extra thud.'

'For purchasing the most painfully pleasing toys and accessories.'