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Buy your special writer mummy something nice to keep her going~

Mummy's Coffee

Keep mummy warm this winter with some ripe stockings~

Mummy has left you a nice microwave meal while I wine and dine on your dime! Maybe with someone special?

Awee can't stop thinking of me? I'm sure they'll look better all done up for you!

As it should be when mummy demands respect. You give and pray at the altar of your ancestors! Imagine all the socks I could buy?! 

I'm going to retire at some point! Make a lovely donation to get to that goal~ Mummy may even spoil you with nothing to do!