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Parker Penny

@lxve_yxu_lxtz

fat, disabled, eccentric AuDHD Cajun Midwest Pro-Switch, F*tishist & Edge Player that loves nothing more than your attention x

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URGENT CROWDFUNDING REIMBURSEMENT: New Wheelchair
Unfortunately the wheelchair I got on FB marketplace doesn't nearly meet my needs and so I have purchased a new one! It set me back due to my move so I'd appreciate any help towards it!
ADOPT-A-BILL: US Dentist Appointment
ADOPT-A-BILL: US Dentist Appointment
I haven't been to a dentist in over 5 years, and desperately need a checkup once I am within the US. Luckily, I only need to pay the co-pay!
$36.68
ADOPT-A-BILL: Phone Plam
ADOPT-A-BILL: Phone Plam
While I shift My phone plan over to the US, I need some loser to pay for My UK plan. I have to stay in contact with My worms somehow!
$54.28
SAMYANG Korean Import - Samyang Hot Chicken Flavour Buldak Ramen Carbonara Noodles - Pack of 5
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SAMYANG Korean Import - Samyang Hot Chicken Flavour Buldak Ramen Carbonara Noodles - Pack of 5
Ramen is one of My favourite food, particularly if it's 🌶️spicy🌶️! Fuel My body with these noodles!
$8.84
Red Bull Energy Drink Zero 250 ml x24
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Red Bull Energy Drink Zero 250 ml x24
I live off of energy drinks. Re-up My supply!
$50.25
Monster Energy Aussie Style Lemonade 500ml PM (Pack of 12), 500 ml
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Monster Energy Aussie Style Lemonade 500ml PM (Pack of 12), 500 ml
This is THE BEST Monster flavour there is and they're discontinuing it this year! Stock Mommy up!
$29.33
Dried Mango Slices
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Dried Mango Slices
Mango is one of My fav treats! Fuel Me up with some fruity goodness!
$19.13
Large Tip
Large Tip
Want to spend a little more? Tip Me extra!
$29.34
Mini Shopping Allowance
Mini Shopping Allowance
Can't take Me on a social date? Don't have a ton of cash? Here's the gift option for you!
$36.68
Big Shopping Allowance
Big Shopping Allowance
Don't have the free time to take Me shopping? Problem solved! Give Me an allowance for My big shopping spree
$146.71
Bluey Muffin Plush
Bluey Muffin Plush
I am a huge lover of Bluey, both the show and the character, but I ADORE Muffin! I'd love to have one of my very own x
$14.67
 REIMBURSEMENT: Black Friday Shibari Study 1 Month Membership
REIMBURSEMENT: Black Friday Shibari Study 1 Month Membership
I've been wanting to see what Shibari Study has to offer, and couldn't pass up on such a good deal for a 1 month trial. Reimburse Me and get a treat!
$7.34
MAONO Dynamic Microphone with Software
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MAONO Dynamic Microphone with Software
My current mic is fine, but not the best for camming or streaming. Help Me get an upgrade!
$84.75
Sticky Business Game
Sticky Business Game
I love stickers and cozy games, so this game is the perfect thing for Me! Would you run a sticker business with Me?
$7.34
Makeup Setting Spray
Makeup Setting Spray
As fun as messy makeup is, I love to make sure My makeup stays no matter what…⛓️‍💥hijinks⛓️‍💥 I get up to!
$36.68
REIMBURSEMENT: Point & Shoot Camera
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REIMBURSEMENT: Point & Shoot Camera
I’ve been on the hunt for a new camera and finally settled on a Sony CyberShot! This covers the cost of the camera, adaptors, and memory stick. Reimburse Me and get on My good side!
Lunch Treat
Lunch Treat
I often forget My lunch or don’t have the energy to pack something. This is a great opportunity to show you care about Me and fuelling Myself.
$22.01
ADOPT-A-BILL: Tidal Subscription
ADOPT-A-BILL: Tidal Subscription
Want to help Me listen to My tunes, podcasts and books? Show you appreciate Me with this small contribution
$14.67
REIMBURSEMENT: Flesh Cvlt Stickers
REIMBURSEMENT: Flesh Cvlt Stickers
Flesh Cvlt is a huge part of My exploration of k*nk, bd*m, and the alternative in general. Mommy would absolutely love to be able to have some stickers to show that I rep these amazing people!
$29.34
Funky Boxers
Funky Boxers
As I explore more of My gender presentation, I want to expand My collection of “male” underwear. But of course it has to be colourful and very Me-coded
$66.02
Cones for 🍃
Cones for 🍃
Running low on My cone stash, keep Me stoned x
$51.35
Sour Patch Kids Limited Edition Just Blue 141g
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Sour Patch Kids Limited Edition Just Blue 141g
It’s a crime blue raspberry Sour Patch Kids aren’t widely available in the UK!
$11.06
Pedicure
Pedicure
My feet need lots of TLC. If I can't train you to care for My toes, you'll have to pay for Me to get treated right x
$88.02
Massage
Massage
Treat Me to a much needed massage! My muscles get mighty sore from all that impact x
$110.03
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