All Wishes
"Loser Bod" Support Subsidy
YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE HOT AND SKINNY, BECOME A FAT F*CK... FOREVER...
$5.49
The Dopamine Abuser Fund
LEAN INTO YOUR VICES, EAT MORE, GOON MORE, FRY YOUR BRAIN WITH DOPAMINE, GET WORSE.
$7.68
Tip of Total Loserification
VR ADDICTION IS GOOD, DON'T GO OUTSIDE, DON'T HAVE A LIFE, DON'T WORRY AS YOU BECOME THE LOSER WEEB YOU ONCE BULLIED...
$7.68
Gift of Mind Melting
SHORT CIRCUIT YOUR NEURONS, ADDICT YOURSELF TO SCREENS, ADDICT YOURSELF TO FOOD, ADDICT YOURSELF TO GETTING WORSE.
$10.98
"Become Pathetic" Package
GET FAT, BECOME UNDATEABLE, EMBRACE BEING A PATHETIC LOSER FOREVER...
$16.46