Cooking utensils.

This is a list for the best holiday of the year. Suck it, Christmas!

Halloween Goodies

For mah keedz.

Food.

For Entertainment

For the office.

The Champoonpoon Collection

I'm taking a new interest in getting back to the outdoors. Every purchase could help keep me alive.

Hunting, fishing, camping

For my home.

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I'm told this is the best jarred marinara

Mutti Pasta Sauce Marinara - Case of 6 - 24 oz

Marutai Ramen Kumamoto Tonkotsu Soup Noodle Instant Ramen 6 Servings (2servings Set Of 3)

Marutai Kyusyu Speciality Kagoshima Berkshire Black Pork Tonkotsu Ramen 3 package set

MAMA Instant Noodles Artificial Pork Flavor,30 Pkgs.x 2.12 Oz.(60g) - Pork - 2.12 Ounce (Pack of 30)

Mama Instant Noodle, Creamy Tom Yum Spicy Flavor, 3.17 Ounce (Pack of 20) - Creamy Tom Yum Spicy - 3.17 Ounce (Pack of 20)

Nissin RAOH Ramen Noodle Soup, Tonkotsu, 3.53 Ounce (Pack of 6)

Nongshim Chapagetti Noodle, 4.5 Ounce (Pack of 16) - 4.5 Ounce (Pack of 16)

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Variety - Iowa Smoked Recipe Flavors, 100% Grass-Fed Beef Sticks (No Sugar) | 48-Sticks (16 of Each Flavor)

Variety - Free-Range Turkey Flavors Sticks (No Sugar) | 48-Sticks (16 of Each Flavor)

Chimichurri - Turkey, Free-Range Bites, 8-oz Packages | Six 8-oz Pkgs

TrueFit Gut Healthy Protein Powder, Grass-Fed Whey Meal Replacement Shake with Prebiotics, Probiotics, & Organic Superfoods, Keto Friendly, Gluten Free - Chocolate - 30.4 Ounce (Pack of 1)

I've never used it before only because it's not already in my house.

Soeos Shaoxing Wine, Shaoxing Rice Wine, Chinese Cooking Wine, Rice Cooking Wine, Shaoxing Wine Chinese Cooking Wine, Shao Hsing Rice Wine, 21.64 fl oz (640ml),1 Pack, Regular Cooking Wine - Regular Cooking Wine - 21.64 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)

Once you go black (vinegar), you never go back.

Soeos Chinkiang Vinegar 16.9 fl oz (500ml), 3 Years Aged, Naturally Fermented, Mature Aged Black Vinegar, Chinese Black Vinegar, Zhenjiang Vinegar, Black Rice Vinegar, Black Vinegar Chinese. - 16.9 Fl Oz (Pack of 1) - Superior Mature Chinkiang Vinegar

Fishwife Holiday Gift Set 5-Pack Variety with Cantabrian Anchovies, Sardines with Lemon, Albacore Tuna in Spicy Olive Oil, Smoked Mackerel & Smoked Rainbow Trout | High Protein, Gluten Free - Holiday Gift Set

There's Asian and Italian meals in here. Hurrah!

Mountain House Classic Bucket | Freeze Dried Backpacking & Camping Food | 24 Servings - Camping Food

I'm getting obsessed with these, tbh. Breakfasts in here.

Mountain House Essential Bucket | Freeze Dried Backpacking & Camping Food | 22 Servings | Gluten-Free

I'm going out to the woods and not coming back. Until my six meals dry up.

Mountain House Chicken & Dumplings | Freeze Dried Backpacking & Camping Food |6-Pack

For time spent in the woods with Noah. Not weird like that. Unless...

Mountain House Lasagna with Meat Sauce | Freeze Dried Backpacking & Camping Food |6-Pack - Lasagna with Meat Sauce - 6-pack

Nalgene Wide Mouth Water Bottle, Spring Green, Tritan Material, Loop Top - Periwinkle

Magic: The Gathering Duskmourn: House of Horror Collector Booster Box

MTG - Duskmourn: House of Horror - Collector Booster Box | Default Title

Elgato Prompter – Teleprompter with Built-in Screen for YouTube, Twitch, Zoom, MS Teams and More, Supports DSLR/Webcam/Smartphone, Drag & Drop Monitor Display, Works with Mac/PC & Stream Deck

Mountain House 14-Day Emergency Food Supply | Freeze Dried Survival & Emergency Food | 84 Servings - Supply - Kit - NEW

These look good and I need low-carb late night snacks.

Pork Rinds Variety Pack | Salt & Pepper, Korean BBQ, & Spicy Dill | Southern Recipe Small Batch Chicharrones | Keto Friendly & Low Carb | Snack Bag (18 Count)

Because the fish chose not to vote, and I'm not the forgiving type.

AB Biller Redesigned Professional Speargun, Stainless or Wood (Made in USA) (Padauk Wood, 32")

Chat says I deserve a boat for fishing the ocean. A boat is always a smart investment during these troubled times.

2017 Blue Wave 2400 PureBay

In case Noah comes to my side of the tent.

SABRE Frontiersman 7.9 fl oz. Bear Spray, Maximum Strength 2.0% Major Capsaicinoids, Powerful 30 ft. Range Bear Deterrent, Outdoor Camping & Hiking Protection, Quick Draw Holster & Multipack Options - Bear Spray with Chest Holster - Bear Spray

AGAWA - BOREAL21 -> 21 Inch Folding Bow Saw - Black Frame, Yellow Handle, 21" All Purpose Blade - Yellow

You mean I can make fire easily everywhere???

bayite 4 Inch Survival Ferrocerium Drilled Flint Fire Starter, Ferro Rod Kit with Paracord Landyard Handle and Striker, 4"(Long) x 3/8"(Diameter)

ALPS OutdoorZ Redwood -10° Sleeping Bag - Tan

Vortex Optics Triumph HD 10x42 Binoculars - HD Optical System, Fully Multi-Coated Lenses, Rubber Armor, Tripod Adaptable, Waterproof, Fogproof, Shockproof - Unlimited, Unconditional Warranty

Probably mostly gonna be filled with Voodoo Rangers.

TIDEWE Hunting Backpack, Waterproof Camo Hunting Pack with Rain Cover, Long-Lasting Large Capacity Hunting Day Pack for Rifle Bow Gun (Next Camo G2) - Next Camo G2

Boreeman Upgraded Folding Stool Lightweight Yet More Sturdy with Load Capacity 400lbs Portable Collapsible Stool Retractable Stool for Camping Fishing Hiking BBQ (Black) - Black

PLUSINNO 353/404 PCS Fishing Lures, Upgrade Fishing Tackle Box with Tackle Included, Crankbaits, Hooks, Weights, Other Accessories, Fishing Lure Bait Gear Equipment Kit Gift for Men Freshwater Bass - 353 Pcs Fishing Tackle Kit

GX2™ Spinning Combo | 6'6" / Medium Heavy

Canning Pot with Rack and full Set + ½ Pint ladle Measuring Cups - Supplies Kit for Beginner, Food Grade Stainless Steel Accessories Starter - Canning Kit with Pot and Rack

Wevac Vacuum Sealer Bags 8x50 Rolls 2 pack for Food Saver, Seal a Meal, Weston. Commercial Grade, BPA Free, Heavy Duty, Great for vac storage, Meal Prep or Sous Vide - 8" x 50' 2 pack

Hoping to get some fish and game to save up.

POTANE Precision Vacuum Sealer Machine, Powerful Pro Vacuum Food Sealer, 8-in-1 Easy Presets, 4 Food Modes, Dry&Moist&Soft&Delicate with Starter Kit, Compact Design(Silver)

Buck Knives 110 Folding Hunter Lock-back Knife, Brass Bolsters, Ebony Handles, 3-3/4" 420HC Blade with Leather Sheath - Classic - 3.75" Blade

VIVOSUN Outdoor Tumbling Composter Dual Rotating Batch Compost Bin, 43 Gallon Orange Door - Orange

Magic: The Gathering Duskmourn: House of Horror Play Booster Box

Pork King Good Pork Rinds Variety 10 Pack (Chicharrones) Keto Snacks - Variety - 1.75 Ounce (Pack of 10)

Pork King Good 4 Bag Variety Pack of Sweet & Salty Dessert Flavored Pork Rinds - 3 oz (Variety 4 Pack) Gluten Free Snacks - Dessert Pork Rind Variety Pack - 3 Ounce (Pack of 4)

Breville Handy Mix Scraper BHM800BTR, Black Truffle - Black Truffle - One Size

K-Munchies Orion Turtle Chips - 3 Packs of 160-gram Choco Churro Flavor Korean Chips - Sweet, Crispy, Korean Snacks with Hint of Cinnamon - Bite-Sized, On-The-Go Korean Corn Snack - Choco-Cinnamon - 5.65 Ounce (Pack of 3)

Dmyond Metal Detector Pinpointer, Professional Waterproof Handheld Pin Pointer Wand, Search Treasure Pinpointing Finder Probe with 9V Battery for Adults, Kids - Orange - Orange

DR.ÖTEK Metal Detector for Adults Professional, Pinpoint Metal Detector Waterproof Gold and Silver, Higher Accuracy, Bigger LCD Display, Strong Memory Mode, 10" IP68 Coil, New Advanced DSP Chip - Red

WILDE Protein Chips Variety Pack, Protein Snacks, Keto chips, Made with Real Ingredients, 1.34oz Bags (Pack of 12) - High Protein, Low Carb Snack Box - 6 Flavor - Variety Pack

Zojirushi NS-LGC05XB Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer, 3-Cups (uncooked), Stainless Black - Stainless Black - 3-Cups (uncooked), - Rice Cooker & Warmer

MomTaffy wants to come visit, so I've loaded Throne up with these so we can upgrade her.

Delta Air Lines $50 Gift Card

Delta $50 Gift Card

We're tired of looking at the empty mulch in the backyard. Wanna buy us the plants to fill it?

2 QT. Yellow Stella D'oro Daylily Perennial Plant (3-Pack)

My current phone is about five years old.

Google Pixel 8 Pro - Unlocked Android Smartphone with Telephoto Lens and Super Actua Display - 24-Hour Battery - Obsidian - 256 GB - 256 GB - Phone Only - Obsidian

Protein sweets. Fat boy still loves treats.