Cooking utensils.

This is a list for the best holiday of the year. Suck it, Christmas!

Halloween Goodies

For mah keedz.

Food.

For Entertainment

For the office.

The Champoonpoon Collection

For my home.

Zojirushi NS-LGC05XB Micom Rice Cooker & Warmer, 3-Cups (uncooked), Stainless Black - Stainless Black - 3-Cups (uncooked), - Rice Cooker & Warmer

MomTaffy wants to come visit, so I've loaded Throne up with these so we can upgrade her.

Delta $100 Gift Card

Delta Air Lines $50 Gift Card

Delta $50 Gift Card

We're tired of looking at the empty mulch in the backyard. Wanna buy us the plants to fill it?

2 QT. Yellow Stella D'oro Daylily Perennial Plant (3-Pack)

My current phone is about five years old.

Google Pixel 8 Pro - Unlocked Android Smartphone with Telephoto Lens and Super Actua Display - 24-Hour Battery - Obsidian - 256 GB - 256 GB - Phone Only - Obsidian

Creamy Chili Crab Pasta | Default Title

Bug wants to play baseball, but Amber and I were too late to sign up. And camps are filling up. So Noah and I are gonna teach him during the summer.

Rawlings | Official League Recreational Use Practice Baseballs | Youth | Bag of 12 | OLB3BAG12 | 12 Count - Baseballs

Protein sweets. Fat boy still loves treats.

Quest Nutrition Chocolate Chip Protein Cookie; Keto Friendly; High Protein; Low Carb; 12 Count

A black Bag of Holding with a surprise inside.

Bag of Holding Bagman Dice Bag - Makeup bag, pencil bag case DND zippered suprise inside bag The Bagman Creature Funny bags for DND lovers

VIVOSUN Outdoor Tumbling Composter Dual Rotating Batch Compost Bin, 43 Gallon Orange Door - Orange

Land Guard Galvanized Raised Garden Bed Kit, Galvanized Planter Raised Garden Boxes Outdoor, Oval Large Metal Raised Garden Beds for Vegetables…… - 8×4×1ft(2pcs) 1-silver

(A Photo of, but not actually) Hendrick's Gin

Wine.com $200 Gift Card

Wine.com $100 Gift Card

(A Picture of, not actually) Blanton's Single Barrel Bourbon

Bree says if you buy this for me, she'll name the next baby after you.

Arcane Tinmen Dragon Shield Sleeves – Matte Dual: Crypt 100 CT - MTG Card are Smooth & Tough Compatible with Pokemon, Magic The Gathering Sleeves, Flesh Blood, and Digimon, Grey (AT-15052)

Bree said that BShar would love us forever if we got this.

Magic: The Gathering The Lost Caverns of Ixalan Commander Deck - Veloci-ramp-tor (100-Card Deck, 2-Card Collector Booster Sample Pack + Accessories)

Bree says she needs this for Leo. Seriously.

Magic: The Gathering Innistrad: Midnight Hunt Commander Deck – Undead Unleashed (Blue-Black)

Magic The Gathering Innistrad: Crimson Vow Commander Deck – Vampiric Bloodline (Black-Red) - Retail Packaging

HP OfficeJet Pro 9015e Wireless Color All-in-One Printer with bonus 6 months Instant ink with HP+ (1G5L3A),Gray - New

adidas Unisex-Adult MLS Training Soccer Ball - 5 - WHITE,BLUE,RED

Rory wants to play baseball in the spring.

Rory has decided he wants to play flag football.

WILSON NFL Super Grip Composite Football - Junior - Brown

I can't afford to partake in the past time of my youth anymore.

Marvel Masterpieces (featuring Dan dos Santos) Hobby Box (Upper Deck 2023)

Tupelo Honey | Winter Park Honey (Pure Raw Unblended)

Dot's Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Twists - Variety Pack - Original, Honey Mustard, Southwest - 4, 16oz Bags

My current Magewell is awesome, but is also almost six years old. This is a monster fidelity upgrade.

Magewell Pro Capture HDMI 4K Plus LT (Loop Through) Video Capture Card

I can't find any ghosts in this cave, but I saw the Descent...

LHKNL Headlamp Flashlight, 1200 Lumen Ultra-Light Bright LED Rechargeable Headlight with White Red Light,2-Pack Waterproof Motion Sensor Head Lamp,8 Modes for Outdoor Camping Running Cycling Fishing - 2 Packs

I'm rabbit-holing instant noodles instead of sleeping.

Oh! Ricey Instant Rice Noodle Pho Bo Soup (Beef Flavor) - 2.5oz (Case of 24) - 2.5 Ounce (Pack of 24)

Pushes the heat out from the fire, eliminating one more excuse for Amber to not spend time with us in the backyard.

Breeo Heat Deflector 

A base for my fire pit that will protect the pavers underneath.

Breeo Fire Pit Base

This is too expensive. Do not buy me this. This was SyberKai's idea. Help me prove a point by leaving it here forever.

Ooni Modular Table - Large | Default Title

Glitch recommended this stuff for post workout. It tastes awesome.

TrueFit Meal Replacement Shake Protein Powder, Grass Fed Whey + Organic Fruits & Veggies, Keto, Fiber & Probiotics, Gluten Free - Chocolate - 2 Pound (Pack of 1)

Kettle Brand Potato Chips, Krinkle Cut, Truffle Oil and Sea Salt Kettle Chips, 8.5 Oz (Pack of 12)

I still need to decorate this dining room.

Crate & Barrel $100 Gift Card

DSW Everyday $100 Gift Card

Old Navy? More like old man clothes. I need new cargo shorts and fanny packs.

Old Navy $100 Gift Card

Wanna help me buy a dining room set or a liquor cabinet?

Wayfair $100 Gift Card

Delta Air Lines $100 Gift Card

Land's End $100 Gift Card

These look good. I like noodles. That is all.

Noodle Variety Pack | 20 Servings | Default Title

I lived in Texas for a decade and never had a kolache.

Best Seller Assorted Kolaches by Weikel's Bakery | Goldbelly

Had my first one this week. They are divine.

Okonomiyaki Savory Pancake + Topping Kit - 3 Pack by Xiao Bao Biscuit | Goldbelly

12" Hybrid Wok with Lid | Default Title

I wanna be cool like the social media people.

Hybrid Deep Sauté Pan/Chicken Fryer with Lid, 7QT | Default Title

If I buy these, Gordon Ramsey cooks for me, I think.

8" HexClad Hybrid Pan | Default Title

MEATER Plus and Mitts | Brown Sugar

Not even for the office. For playing games outside the office for shits and giggles.

Steam Deck™

Furuskär Private Island

KIND | Healthy Snacks | Wholesome Granola Bars & Clusters | KIND Snacks

These lights take up much less space than the lights I currently have.

Elgato Key Light - Professional 2800 lumens Studio Light with desk clamp for Streaming, Recording and Video Conferencing, Temperature and Brightness app-adjustable on Mac, PC, iOS, Android - Key Light Single

These take up much less space than the lights I have currently.

Sonoma Creamery - Cheese Crisps, Pepper Jack, 10 Oz (3 Count) | High Protein | Low Carb | Gluten Free | Keto-Friendly

Lino Double Cappuccino Cup/Saucer

Because Twitch thinks the solution to its financial issues is to rob me at gunpoint.