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Cooking utensils.

This is a list for the best holiday of the year. Suck it, Christmas!

Halloween Goodies

For mah keedz.

Food.

For the office.

The Champoonpoon Collection

For my home.

HP OfficeJet Pro 9015e Wireless Color All-in-One Printer with bonus 6 months Instant ink with HP+ (1G5L3A),Gray - New

Our old Blu Ray is the same age as Greyson


LG BP350 Blu-ray Player with Streaming Services and Built-in Wi-Fi, Black

Quest Nutrition Protein Cookie Assorted Variety Pack - High Protein, Low Carb - 5 Flavors (10 Count)

adidas Unisex-Adult MLS Training Soccer Ball - 5 - WHITE,BLUE,RED

Rory wants to play baseball in the spring.

Rawlings | Official League Recreational Use Practice Baseballs | Youth | Bag of 12 | OLB3BAG12 | 12 Count - Baseballs

Rory has decided he wants to play flag football.

WILSON NFL Super Grip Composite Football - Junior - Brown

I can't afford to partake in the past time of my youth anymore.

Marvel Masterpieces (featuring Dan dos Santos) Hobby Box (Upper Deck 2023)

Tupelo Honey | Winter Park Honey (Pure Raw Unblended)

Mae Ploy Sweet Chili Sauce Bottle, 12 Ounce (Pack of 2)

Dot's Cinnamon Sugar Pretzel Twists - Variety Pack - Original, Honey Mustard, Southwest - 4, 16oz Bags

Elgato 4K60 Pro MK.2, Internal Capture Card, Stream and Record 4K60 HDR10 with ultra-low latency on PS5, PS4 Pro, Xbox Series X/S, Xbox One X, in OBS, Twitch, YouTube, for PC - Capture Card - 4K60 Pro MK.2

This is the next thing that's going to shit out on my streaming rig.

G.SKILL Trident Z Neo Series (Intel XMP) DDR4 RAM 32GB (2x16GB) 3600MT/s CL18-22-22-42 1.35V Desktop Computer Memory UDIMM (F4-3600C18D-32GTZN)

My current Magewell is awesome, but is also almost six years old. This is a monster fidelity upgrade.

Magewell Pro Capture HDMI 4K Plus LT (Loop Through) Video Capture Card

Reminder to self: find a way to afford your liquor cabinet. 

Fern Storage Cabinet

The only time I get this is when chat buys it for me. Spensive, but weirdly good.

Variety Pack

Sure, this won't launch a crippling addiction for my sons who inherited my addictive personality.

Magic: The Gathering Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur’s Gate Draft Booster Box | 24 Packs (480 Magic Cards)

Don't tell Amber. Like for real. She'll take the kids.

T-fal Deep Fryer with Basket, Stainless Steel, Easy to Clean Deep Fryer, Oil Filtration, 2.6-Pound, Silver, Model FR8000 - Clean oil filtration system Fryer + Container, 4 Quart

This is basically the lamp from LeBlanc in Persona 5 Royal. I don't know where it lives in my house, but that is a problem for Future Taffy.

Swag Lamp, Stained Glass, Mini Swag,  Vintage, Stained Glass Lamp, Colorful, Hanging Lamp, Sun Catching Glass, Home Decor

I can't find any ghosts in this cave, but I saw the Descent...

LHKNL Headlamp Flashlight, 1200 Lumen Ultra-Light Bright LED Rechargeable Headlight with White Red Light,2-Pack Waterproof Motion Sensor Head Lamp,8 Modes for Outdoor Camping Running Cycling Fishing - 2 Packs

I'm rabbit-holing instant noodles instead of sleeping.

Oh! Ricey Instant Rice Noodle Pho Bo Soup (Beef Flavor) - 2.5oz (Case of 24) - 2.5 Ounce (Pack of 24)

I need a place to put food when I'm cooking on the Blackstone.

Coleman Outdoor Compact Folding Table, Sturdy Aluminum Camping Table with Snap-Together Design, Seats 4 & Carry Bag Included; Great for Camping, Tailgating, Grilling, & More

Pushes the heat out from the fire, eliminating one more excuse for Amber to not spend time with us in the backyard.

Breeo Heat Deflector 

A base for my fire pit that will protect the pavers underneath.

Breeo Fire Pit Base

This is too expensive. Do not buy me this. This was SyberKai's idea. Help me prove a point by leaving it here forever.

Ooni Modular Table - Large | Default Title

Glitch recommended this stuff for post workout. It tastes awesome.

TrueFit Meal Replacement Shake Protein Powder, Grass Fed Whey + Organic Fruits & Veggies, Keto, Fiber & Probiotics, Gluten Free - Chocolate - 2 Pound (Pack of 1)

Kettle Brand Potato Chips, Krinkle Cut, Truffle Oil and Sea Salt Kettle Chips, 8.5 Oz (Pack of 12)

Hot Ones Jr. Trio | Hot Ones Hot Sauce | Default Title

Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K Max streaming device, Wi-Fi 6, Alexa Voice Remote (includes TV controls) - Fire TV Stick 4K Max

I still need to decorate this dining room.

Crate & Barrel $100 Gift Card

Wine.com $100 Gift Card

DSW Everyday $100 Gift Card

Old Navy? More like old man clothes. I need new cargo shorts and fanny packs.

Old Navy $100 Gift Card

Wanna help me buy a dining room set or a liquor cabinet?

Wayfair $100 Gift Card

Delta Air Lines $100 Gift Card

Land's End $100 Gift Card

These look good. I like noodles. That is all.

Noodle Variety Pack | 20 Servings | Default Title

I lived in Texas for a decade and never had a kolache.

Best Seller Assorted Kolaches by Weikel's Bakery | Goldbelly

Had my first one this week. They are divine.

Okonomiyaki Savory Pancake + Topping Kit - 3 Pack by Xiao Bao Biscuit | Goldbelly

Farm-fresh: 100% Kona Coffee - Light Roast - Arabica Whole Beans - 1 Lb or 16 oz Bag - Blue Horse 100% Kona Coffee from Hawaii - 16 oz Light Roast, Whole Beans

12" Hybrid Wok with Lid | Default Title

I wanna be cool like the social media people.

Hybrid Deep Sauté Pan/Chicken Fryer with Lid, 7QT | Default Title

If I buy these, Gordon Ramsey cooks for me, I think.

8" HexClad Hybrid Pan | Default Title

MEATER Plus and Mitts | Brown Sugar

Doctor prescribed for ADHD. He also said get really expensive ones. For real. Honest.

Sony WH-1000XM5 Wireless Industry Leading Headphones with Auto Noise Canceling Optimizer, Crystal Clear Hands-Free Calling, and Alexa Voice Control, Black - Black

So I have a space to work on while grilling.

REI Co-op Camp Roll Table

Not even for the office. For playing games outside the office for shits and giggles.

Steam Deck™

Furuskär Private Island

InnoFoods KETO Crackers, White, Blue, Coconut, 1 lb, 16 Oz - 

KIND | Healthy Snacks | Wholesome Granola Bars & Clusters | KIND Snacks

Magic: The Gathering Commander Legends: Battle for Baldur’s Gate 4 Commander Deck Bundle – Includes 1 Party Time, 1 Mind Flayarrrs, 1 Draconic Descent, 1 Exit from Exile - 

These lights take up much less space than the lights I currently have.

Elgato Key Light - Professional 2800 lumens Studio Light with desk clamp for Streaming, Recording and Video Conferencing, Temperature and Brightness app-adjustable on Mac, PC, iOS, Android - Key Light Single

These take up much less space than the lights I have currently.

Sonoma Creamery - Cheese Crisps, Pepper Jack, 10 Oz (3 Count) | High Protein | Low Carb | Gluten Free | Keto-Friendly

Lino Double Cappuccino Cup/Saucer

Because Twitch thinks the solution to its financial issues is to rob me at gunpoint.

Fab Leyland Olympian Double Decker Bus Mobile Kitchen/Bustaurant with Restroom f  | eBay

Wilton, 55-Piece Cake Supply Master Decorating Tip Set

Anova Precision® Cooker Nano (120V)

Avid Armor Chamber Vacuum Sealer Model USV32 Ultra Series, Perfect for Liquid-Rich Foods including Fresh Meats, Marinades, Soups, Sauces and More. Save Money by Vacuum Packaging the Professional Way

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