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misfit marla

@misfitmarla

back already?

All My Wishes

017

🎁

$$$

sent for safety

did you make a silly mistake ~ a "misclick"? if you're getting nervous ... this is the gift to send.

$36.22
begged for the form

begged for the form

the cheapest way to lose your life to me

$24.15
wanted to speak

wanted to speak

i have no use for you little shrimps but your wallet can hang <3

$54.88
wanted to be noticed

wanted to be noticed

stand out from the other dum-dums

$72.44
backslid for smoke

backslid for smoke

reimburse the weekly bag 🍃

$164.63
sent for sweet dreams

sent for sweet dreams

guaranteed to give you Marla dreams if you buy me this right before bed <3

$36.22
fell for cumin tax

fell for cumin tax

spices are expensive! do you find yourself using *too much* spice? negative reinforcement, i.e. paying a fee each time, will naturally train your mind & body to *refrain* from cumin ~ <3

$6.09
could not resist the bookmark

could not resist the bookmark

mark a page, leave the fee <3

$7.31
paid for a second chance

paid for a second chance

can't interact with my profile anymore? unable to message me? i recommend this gift to make that problem ~go away~<3 but after that, it's up to you to keep me from getting mad again.

$109.75