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Miss Calculated // EXPENSIVE MINDGAMES

@misscalculated

You don’t impress me with gifts. You measure your worth with them. I am not here to be liked. I am here to be worshipped, studied, feared. Every item on this list is a test. A psychological filter. A precise equation: Your money = your value. Make no mistake: I see everything you do. Even the hesitation. This isn’t a wishlist. It’s a lab experiment. And you’re the rat.

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Fund the glass. Stay uninvited.

Drinks for me – not a request 🍸 I’m going out. You’re staying in. While I turn heads and sip cocktails, your job is to pay for the privilege of being forgotten. A drink you’ll never be toasted in.

$62.56
  Pay for My Past. Be Left Out of My Future. I

Pay for My Past. Be Left Out of My Future. I

You never went to Harvard. But you’ll pay for the woman who could’ve bought your mind. Every dollar removes my student debt and proves you were never worth the education. I rise. You finance.

$117.43
Cognitive Weapon Upgrade

Cognitive Weapon Upgrade

You’re not funding a device. You’re accelerating the destruction of your own mind. Each click, each calculation, each silence I send you sharpened by the machine you paid for.

$2,272.65
👑 3. High Tier Level Refinement – Stage III

👑 3. High Tier Level Refinement – Stage III

Full enhancement. Full distance. You’ve spent more than ever – and I’m further than ever. That’s what perfection feels like: expensive and unavailable.

$391.81
🖤 1. Face Fund – Stage II

🖤 1. Face Fund – Stage II

Plumped. Perfect. Untouchable. You imagine them. He kisses them. You paid. He wins.

$216.21
🖤 1. Face Fund – Stage I

🖤 1. Face Fund – Stage I

Just a touch. Enough to prove you're useful, but not enough to matter. You paid. I barely noticed.

$172.31
Cognitive Weapon Fund

Cognitive Weapon Fund

Each page I read takes me further above you. And yet you pay,hoping my knowledge might one day trickle down to justify your existence. This isn’t for you. Finance the intellect you'll never match.

$73.53
Fabric of control

Fabric of control

Lingerie for me, torment for you 🖤 You fund what you'll never touch. Silk, lace, perfection, wrapped around a body your mind obsesses over, but your hands will never know.Someone better than you will

$227.18
Wellness. My calm, your collapse.

Wellness. My calm, your collapse.

My Serenity, your undoing 🛁 While I slip into warmth and stillness, you spiral deeper. You pay for my peace and yet you never feel it. Because you were never meant to be calm.

$172.31
Strand by strand - your shrink

Strand by strand - your shrink

My hair, your identity crisis 💇‍♀️ Inches of power. Paid by your insecurity. Every strand I add makes me more untouchable and you more invisible. You pay to enhance me, hoping I might notice you.

$556.43
The claws that dig into your ego

The claws that dig into your ego

Polished to Perfection – At Your Expense 💅 Soft hands. Sharp claws. Perfect toes. You don’t pay for my nails. You pay for your place beneath them. Every stroke of polish is a reminder I’m untouchable

$134.99
Sculpted to be untouchable

Sculpted to be untouchable

My Body. Your Expense. 🏋️‍♀️ Perfection doesn’t come cheap, but you already knew that. While I sculpt a flawless body, you get the honor of funding it. You’ll never touch it. But you’ll pay for ever

$91.09
Mental fuel – you fund my focus

Mental fuel – you fund my focus

You don’t buy me coffee. You fund the mind that dissects yours. Each sip sharpens the thoughts I use to control you. This isn’t caffeine. It’s a power imbalance and you’re the one fueling it.

$29.63
Proof payment – No questions. Just action.

Proof payment – No questions. Just action.

Don’t ask. Don’t speak. Just prove. Loyalty isn’t a feeling. It’s a receipt. Buy your place. Or lose it.

$62.56
Feelings? Pay for them.

Feelings? Pay for them.

Did I make you feel small? Good. Now pay for the lesson. Pain with a price tag

$172.31
Obsessed? Pay to Exist Near Me

Obsessed? Pay to Exist Near Me

Your obsession is worthless unless monetized. You stare. You ache. You fantasize. Turn that sickness into silence – through payment.

$62.56