'I like to spend time in my garden to relax, and you like to please me. '

'I went for tapas and drinks with a handsome man. You should cover it, cuck. '

'A nice way to show you care.'

'Dinner and drinks for two, a nice opportunity for the right pet. '

'I need two fillings repaired. I really hate the dentist. I shouldn’t have to pay and be tortured! That’s not my idea of fun at all. '

'I had dinner and a cocktail with my friend to mark Diwali. Feel free to cover it and make me smile. 😊 '

'The tiger that Goddess Durga rides represents self mastery, self control and discipline. I like to surround myself with tigers. I always appreciate tiger print gifts.'

'A simple way to show your appreciation. '

'Travel expenses, because you like to please Me. '

'I like my things to be orderly, it frees up more brain space for being an evil genius '

'Cover my latest lingerie shopping trip. '

'I love to garden to relax '

'I love to use crystals to focus my energy and intent, make me more powerful '

'Pay for my ticket to club pedestal 💃'

'Turkish for two, a perfect opportunity to please Me '

'Because I mesmerise you 🌀'

'Because I’m often too busy being fabulous to cook '

'Adorn your Goddess with gold '

'Time is a luxury '