Housewarming

Financial

Let's enjoy the game together! I love sports!

Contribute to my arsenal of weapons I will use to destroy you.

Introduce yourself (buy buying a name tag)

A goddess demands an offering, a tithe to the church.

You know what to do. On your knees. And purchase me a prayer stool.

Looking to get my attention? I've made it easy for you.

Make Mommy your habit. Rinse, lather, repeat. 

There is nothing sweeter than the gift of rest. 

Because Mommy is your home, you will pay for mine.

Don’t you think it would look delicious around my neck?