Housewarming

Financial

Let's enjoy the game together! I love sports!

Contribute to my arsenal of weapons I will use to destroy you.

This will go in my kitchen on the compound!

Because you want me to have it. Because it is mine.

Make Mommy your habit. Rinse, lather, repeat. 

Looking to get my attention? I've made it easy for you.

If you don't have a thing for feet, it is only a matter of time before you have a thing for mine. Treat me to a pedicure.

My nails are one of my favorite implements, perfect for drawing blood or taking your cash.