All Wishes
Buy Me Coffee (Be Useful Today)
I don’t ask—I expect. Before I lift a finger, I’m sipping something hot and expensive. You get the privilege of fuelling me. It’s how we start the day.
Keep the Clinic Open
It takes money to run a business—website fees, Canva, Capcut, X verification, etc. And you benefit from my work, don't you?… Now take responsibility for helping fund it.
Feed Me Tonight
I go out. You pay. That’s how this works. You don’t get the taste, but you do get the thrill of knowing you made it possible.
My Gym, Your Dollar
You want your Doctor healthy, hot, and in control? Then make sure I never miss a workout. This keeps me in the gym… and keeps you weak.
Keep My Feet Pedicured
Pretty feet don’t happen by accident. If you want the privilege of imagining yourself beneath them, you’ll make sure they’re pampered and perfect. That’s your responsibility.
Perfect These Fingers
My hands do so much—snapping, typing, controlling your mind. Keep them polished and powerful. Every inch of me should be irresistible.
Buy My Bliss
Even the most dangerous minds need downtime. Buy me a moment of calm indulgence. If I’m relaxed… I’m even more effective at controlling you.
Fill My Tank
Your job is to keep me going. Whether I’m driving to the gym, my next indulgent appointment, or just slipping away into the night… you fuel it all.
Keep Me Safe
My car is my throne on wheels. You don’t get to ride in it—but you do get to fund the upkeep. Oil, brakes, tires… serve by keeping me road-ready.
Vegas Brainwashing Mission
Fund my trip to HypnoThoughts Live in Las Vegas, the world's biggest hypnosis conference. Flights, food, hotel, tickets—it all adds up. ✈️ July 17-19 2026.
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