Mistress Maia Redhood

Are you going to be the one protecting my skin from the sun, my shield against the evil rays? My knight in a sunscreen armor?

Don't they look AMAZING? I don't want them... I need them so get them for me

To keep my ass perky

Beer is my new watter over this side of the pond.

If you've ever attended one of my livestreams, you'll know this is what I like to have during that hot hour 😉

If your cock is laughable, this is your penalty. This isn’t a tip... it’s a toll for existing with that pathetic little thing dangling between your legs.

You’ve never made a woman cum. You probably never will. Pay up to atone for being a useless little virgin. This tax exists because your manhood doesn’t.

Perfect Match.

My old mirror has seen too many years. Help me replace it, so every selfie I take in front of it reminds you that you have a purpose, and you’ll know you did something good.

My old mirror has seen too many years. Help me replace it, so every selfie I take in front of it reminds you that you have a purpose, and you’ll know you did something good.

Get me a drink for my next night out with my friends 🍸 or a hot date 🍷

I love freesia, sunflowers, roses and peonies.